I have seen b3tan men naked
That is all.


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This is the interent. It's allowed.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:10, Reply)

men plural?
Erm?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:17, Reply)

It's after a few glasses of white wine
She ends up seeing two of PJM.
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Sun 3 May 2009, 20:18, Reply)

Anyone seen my pants?
I just left them here a minute ago...
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:32, Reply)

So have I.
He also let me touch it.

Edit - this would be a different male B3tan btw.
( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:01, Reply)

bollocks
In the circumstances why am I the only single male in these parts?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:11, Reply)

I have also seen a B3tan man naked
That b3tan was, dearest reader, me
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:16, Reply)

so have i
/thousand yard stare
( mictoboy, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:07, Reply)

I've played with a naked male b3tan
I enjoyed myself.
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Sun 3 May 2009, 22:55, Reply)

I've seen several naked male b3tans
and one female. It was all of the win. Fact.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:13, Reply)

I am a naked b3tan
regularly.
Infact I am probably going to get naked later. If anyone fancies some photos.
I'm wild. CRAZY
( Nostrebor so there I was...., Sun 3 May 2009, 23:26, Reply)

I'm naked right now
and watching another b3tan...

...must move that mirror.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:37, Reply)

Oh b3tans
I've also seen myself naked. Not recently, obviously, with the surgery and the big plastic collar.
( The Light In Chains won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Sun 3 May 2009, 23:59, Reply)

I have seen all of the b3tamen
and b3tawomen

nekkid, in my imaginations. They are all splendid.

The ones I have seen in reality made me realise my imagination needed work.

I though everyone was like barbie or action man :( There are...things... down there :(

*afears*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:57, Reply)

I don't believe I have...
...and now I am all of the disappointed. Mind you, being a lesbian, it's probably just as well!
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I have seen naked B3ta ladies
and pining very much for one in particular.

Damn you internets and your long-distance temptations.

*waves fist*
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Is that all?
Was I the only one to misread it as "I have seen B3tan men naked. Is that all?"?

Is that all? Poor the PJM.
(SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Mon 4 May 2009, 11:09, Reply)

* cough *
Al's rule!
Al's rule!
Al's rule!
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 4 May 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Strictly speaking, I've seen several b3tans naked.
However, two of them are my kids, so it doesn't really count- especially as that was when they were babies.

So really I've only seen one regular b3tan au naturel.

(Not counting myself, of course- I don't really think anyone would want to see that anyway.)
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I've been flashed by a lurker
(fnur fnur)

I dunno if he's registered, but he likes this place. More of a /b/tard though.

It was HUGE. And not even erect! Around the time he was trying to break down the hotel bathroom's door to get at my best friend*, who was suffering from excess of absinthe and Whore's Guilt.

I love my life sometimes.


*at the time, he's too preoccupied with his girlfriend now. Not that I'm bitter or anything.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:40, Reply)