Just so you know
MY cock DOES do that pre-cum thing.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Thanks :)
My life is so damn much better for knowing that.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:58, Reply)

*checks*
So does mine.
( Captain V, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Good for you

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:00, Reply)

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
If I spend much more time thinking about other blokes meat-and-two-veg I shall start worrying about colour co-ordinating my living room.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:00, Reply)

I think you'll find that's gleet mate.
( HypnagogicMyoclonicTwitch, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:00, Reply)

You know what mine does?
It keeps itself to itself, and minds it's own damn business.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Lab,
Yours twitches the lace-curtains, and you know it.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Well, you know what mine does?
It tell Labs to man the fuck up and bids the rest of you a hearty good morning.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Tue 5 May 2009, 10:04, Reply)

So the rumours aren't true then Lab?
How dissappointing.

:edit: Fucking good day Al.
( Captain V, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:04, Reply)

LiC
Colour-coordinating it with what, exactly...surely not No3L's pre-cum / gleetsubstance?
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:05, Reply)

Kaol: lace = beef
Al, I'm all manned-up this morning. I'm more manned-up than that scene in Irreversible in the Parisian hardcore gay club, with that guy chained up screaming "Fist me!".

Yeah.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Mines weeps
what appears to be cottage cheese. ALL THE DAMN TIME.
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:22, Reply)

So what's the problem with this?
I mean, so spakka shared an anatomical peculiarity. What's so over the top about it?

Jeez, people. It's not like you've never seen a cock before or don't know what it does.

(Or haven't you?...)
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:55, Reply)

@TLiC
My flat is already colour-coordinated with my meat and two veg.
( mistaspakkaman - overstimulated, overwhelmed and over the top., Tue 5 May 2009, 19:55, Reply)