I'm all broken
my legs hurt
and I have bruises all over me.
I know I am unlikely to get any internet sympathy from you but I wanted to share.

P.S - This is all true.
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Did you "fall down the stairs"?
I'm worried about you again.
You can tell me if they're beating you.
There are people who can help.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:38, Reply)

You are more likely to get sympathy
if there's a good story to go with it....
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Think he got
"Attacked" by an animal too?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Oh hang on - How do I do the normal repling thing like all the other boards?

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:41, Reply)

However you want.
To be honest.
It all ends up the same way.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:42, Reply)

I take it
that you fell off of skates or something?
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Pit bull?
?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:45, Reply)

I have sympathy for you.
for I too am covered in bruises - in particular a nice yellow one on my neck - and my legs are far too sore. Grr. It was worth it though!

This is all true too
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Ah,
The ball-painting.
Was it good?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Wait a minute...
There weren't two of you in the shower now were there Kaol?


Oooh, did you know a kangaroo has two willies? Well, one, but it splits into two...

You weren't both sharing a shower with a kangaroo by any chance?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Er...
That took me a few repeat reading to understand you...
No.
I did not have sex with a kangaroo and my own twin, in the shower.

If indeed that's what you were asking...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Noooooo
not your twin... to explain the wormy bruises.

Ball painting is a far more dull answer and therefore less likely to elicit sympathy.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Oh,
Ok...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Yeah...
yeah, I'd probably best go now...
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Back to
The Big House?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:57, Reply)