Hello!
I'm hoping I'm putting this in the right place (fnarr!).

I'm a new old hand - new to signing up, old to b3ta - finally thought I'd join in all the fun proper rather than just watching you guys getting it on!

So, hi! I'm here! Let the good times roll!

Oh, and a question for ya - what's the strangest place you've had to put your hand?
(ChestyLaRue, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:10, Reply)

I'll get in before someone else does...
Halfway up a *very* good friend's buttocks during a rather fun drinking session.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:14, Reply)

wow pot
you lucky lucky bastard. Bet the cow loved it :D

hmmm strangest place? possibly inside a piece of PVC piping when one of the cows had a prolapsed rectum and had to push it all back in. that was fun.

Nice to meet you. watch out for bert - he'll rape you indescriminately - and he'll make sure you enjoy it.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:18, Reply)

Aberystwyth

(Halfy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:20, Reply)

Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on Bert
How *very*?
(ChestyLaRue, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:22, Reply)

I think he means
a fuck buddy or a boyfriend.

*very* good mates they are.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:25, Reply)

A pot of yoghurt
Didn't hate it though.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:20, Reply)

My grandmother's first name is LaRue
Are you my grandmother?
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 7 May 2009, 2:06, Reply)

@Bert
Go away.
( big-girl's-baubles cannot suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:04, Reply)