Well that's OT screwed then.
Damn.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:47, Reply)

How so, TliC?

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:48, Reply)

See how I'm replying to your reply?
On the main page the count of replies won't increase. So there's no way of telling when a thread is updated except by going in to each one and scrolling through the whole thread looking for stuff that's unfamiliar.

Instead of seeing that a post has a new reply and going in and scrolling straight to the bottom.

Hidden nested replies (i.e. only the original post is shown on the main page) is a pain in the arse, especially on a mobile phone.

It works for QOTW because there the first post is the point; on OT the discussion is the point, mostly.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:52, Reply)

I see where you're coming from
but find it impossible to care.

People can elect not to use the nested replies, all they'd have to do is reply to the main thread instead. No woman, no cry.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:54, Reply)

This is true!
See, I'm replying to Bert's post but not using the silly new way of replying.
If people want to use it they can, but if not they don't really have to.
(Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:59, Reply)

YEAH
Will you touch my willy for a biscuit?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:01, Reply)

Sure they could, but
What's in it for them?

Still, that nice Mr cr3 has said he'll changed the "replies" count to include subreplies, which covers 90% of my objections.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:00, Reply)

Done.

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:16, Reply)

Wooo!
Now everything I ever had a problem with on b3ta has been fixed.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:24, Reply)

It'll be fine...
*pats Chains on the head*
Just ignore it, suppose most people will carry on with the old way of replyng anyway, it's just useful to have this other method for if it's needed.

@Bert- I'll need MUCH more than a biscuit to touch that.
(Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:02, Reply)

I've got a packet of Quavers
and half a tube of Boots Expert concentrated hand cream...?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:05, Reply)

That seems like a better offer!
But what if Kaol finds out and beats you into a bloody pulp?
(Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:08, Reply)

Hmm maybe...
but what if Kaol finds out and beats you into a bloody pulp?
(Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:06, Reply)

That seems like a better offer!
But what if Kaol finds out and beats you into a bloody pulp?
(Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:08, Reply)

You can always
check friend's activity and those who post on OT, that have posted recently, will most likely have added to a thread.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:09, Reply)

becky
I've checked in the past - it only puts it in friend's activity if they start a new thread, not reply to an existing one.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:16, Reply)

You can always
check friend's activity and those who post on OT, that have posted recently, will most likely have added to a thread.

Oh and man the fuck up.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:11, Reply)

That seems like a better offer!
But what if Kaol finds out and beats you into a bloody pulp?
(Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:09, Reply)

That sounds like a better offer!
But what if Kaol finds out and beats you into a bloody pulp?
(Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:10, Reply)

You can stop submitting that reply now :P
I had to add an index to the table so it locked for a while
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:14, Reply)

What's going on here then?
Lots of posts...

Mellicious, are you the lovely lady who has made an honest man of our Kaol? That's fantastic, glad to hear you've both found somebody. How's it going and all that? and apologies if the nasty things I say to Kaol have ever offended you
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:14, Reply)

Your not sorry at all you twatbadger

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:25, Reply)

Maybe not
but it's the thought that counts, and now that I know who Kaol's bird is, I feel like he has a human side after all.

EDIT You're the same age as me, do you remember Reboot?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:26, Reply)

I don't i'm afraid
well, not off the top of my head, what was it? Aren't you slightly younger than me?
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:28, Reply)

Click the link below
it was a CGI kids show about a guy who protects the inside of a computer. It was a bit like Tron. Every episode the User would start a new game, and Bob would have to defeat him.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:30, Reply)

Well, now the reply count is fixed
we just need to address the multiple post problem...
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:15, Reply)

See above, that's not my fault, it's the user mashing F5 while the table is locked :P

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:17, Reply)

The User?
I've heard he lives outside of the Net.

REBOOT
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:17, Reply)

Doesn't anybody get this reference?
Surely you must know about the Guardian, Bob, and Reboot?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReBoot It was awesome
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:22, Reply)

Yarp
I remember Reboot.

Not one they rerun I don't believe. I imagine it looks pretty dated now.
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:39, Reply)

YAY
I am complete
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:45, Reply)

I'm happy for you.
I reckon I was probably at an age that I really shouldn't have been watching kids shows.
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:56, Reply)

Tongue in cheek
but now everything is lovely. Except Bert, obviously.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:18, Reply)

I'm being really lovely right now
I'm honestly really pleased for Kaol and Mellicious, and might even lay off him for a while (if indeed the two are together, she hasn't confirmed anything since I asked)
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:19, Reply)

They did arrive at a bash I attended together
and spend much of the evening in each others laps company.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:21, Reply)

Aw, that's so sweet!
You've actually melted my heart a little. I'm going to be nice to him from now on and everything.

Three cheers for Kaol and Mellicious, OT's newest couple!
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:24, Reply)

Fuck you and your pathetic cheers
they smell like stale vinegar and taste like your mums minge.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:27, Reply)

Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bitter tree this morning.
My Mother's minge may not be very appetising, but at least she's still got one.

I heard that the surgeon performing your mum's hysterectomy kept her entire vag for research purposes
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:29, Reply)

I did have quite a poor nights sleep
but I'm not actually grumpy at all, I just feel like I haven't been around to abuse you much of late, so I like to get some in while I have the chance.

How are you anyway?
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:32, Reply)

I'm very good, thanks
I've been quite successful in making everybody hate me, and my persistent bullying of Kaol seems to be paying off, as he's hardly ever here.

WINSOME
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:34, Reply)

WooHOO!
I didn't think it would be possible to upset Kaol via the internet. So well done.

You should come to Herr Doks bash tomorrow night and bully him to his face.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:36, Reply)

I'd love to
but I've got the little 'un.

He really deserves it, doesn't he? The two times I've met the guy he's behaved like an utter pillock.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:37, Reply)

So did you
but I still love you.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:38, Reply)

I behave like a nob
it's a totally different thing
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:41, Reply)

Your nob is very different to anything else in the world

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:42, Reply)

Because it's a german dictator/superhero?

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:45, Reply)

Actually don't bother
he's not going to be there. But TGB will be, you can always marvel at her gigantic minge.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:38, Reply)

Aww shame I wont be there

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:39, Reply)

LOSER!
Anyone not attending tomorrows bash will be designated as "smelling slightly of turps". This will be spread amongst everyone they know via the internet.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:40, Reply)

No massive surprises there then
I currently smell of win though, so yah boo sucks to you and stuff Al.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:43, Reply)

I currently smell
of stale sweat and cement dust. I'm all of teh sexy.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:45, Reply)

Now I want to lick your shoulder blades

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:46, Reply)

TGB
now there's a girl I don't want to insult. She'll just bring up things she knows nothing about, get in a massive strop and then disappear for a few hours and get all upset because I won't let her stroke my cock anymore.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:40, Reply)

Are you shure she wasn't upset
becuase you motorboated her?
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:43, Reply)

Oh come on, she was begging for it.

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:44, Reply)

She wanted the motorboating
she only got upset when I picked on SuperKaol
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:44, Reply)

Superkaol?
I thought there was only one.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:48, Reply)

Nah
you're thinking of Highlander
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:53, Reply)

If Kaol was as awesome
as Christopher Lambert I would like him more than I like Bert.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:55, Reply)

But he isn't

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:58, Reply)

From this moment in time
I'll strive to be better.
Thank you bert, you've shown me the error of my ways.

I'm going now, to do super-things.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:19, Reply)

The previous replies have moved too far to the right
Let's carry on here. Who's cock doesn't do that pre-cum thing? And who other than Bert, would liek to lick my shoulder blades. And who would like to motorboat TGB from both the front and teh back.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:49, Reply)

Well I don't have a cock, but if I did it would pre cum as my vag does
I've licked your face

I wouldn't want to motorboat TGB, used goods. *nods*
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:50, Reply)

getting a wet vag isn't really pre-cum,
unless you actually gush when you properly cum.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:52, Reply)

Can't say I do

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:54, Reply)

It strikes me as being unfortunate really
since you would need rubber sheets on your bed if you wanted to have a crafty wank, or you could only have sex in the bathroom or the kitchen where the lino is.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, Reply)

Does the good lady Al not get moist when you're pleasuring her then
Going in dry is never fun.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:58, Reply)

It is if you're a rapist

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:59, Reply)

You're naaaaaasty

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:00, Reply)

He is isn't he
it can't be nice going in dry even if you are a rapist. You should carry some lube around with you.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:01, Reply)

Too fiddly
imagine holding her down while you're trying to apply the vag. You'd need some help. That's why, when you rape, you should always rape in numbers.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:03, Reply)

When I said vag I meant lube

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:03, Reply)

For when the occaision strikes
as it were

Christ, I sound like I'm condoning rape.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:03, Reply)

Only on Bert
and frankly, if he lets himself get that drunk that he can't give proper consent, then he deserves it.

This does not apply to anyone else, before the lynch mob gets fired up.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:08, Reply)

I gave consent
it wasn't rape, I concede that
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:13, Reply)

You pussy.

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:16, Reply)

I still contest the rest
it was premeditated, she only made it public because I'd slightly annoyed her to make me out to be an irreproachable human being.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:18, Reply)

You are highly reproachable
and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:20, Reply)

Pfft
I used the wrong word, what's the word I wastrying to think of?

Christ I'm tired, I've been at work since 8

Reprehensible?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:22, Reply)

yes you are.
Highly so.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:25, Reply)

Gaaah!
My internet eyes!
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:56, Reply)

Oh like that's worse than reading about Spakka's exploits DG

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, Reply)

True
But I'm about to have me tea, I don't want my appetite spoiled by imagining spaks initial post and everyone else's gush comparisons.

Oh, alright then
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:59, Reply)

The pre-cum discussion
Or the tiered replies, DG?
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, Reply)

Does your cock do the pre-cum thing that spakkas does DG?

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:58, Reply)

I thought Spak's didn't do that...?
Or has he got it fixed now?
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:00, Reply)

You've kind of avoided the point of my question there buddy
maybe I should ask your lovely mrs.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:03, Reply)

The Mrs says
Yes it does.

Gallons of the fucking stuff. You could hang wallpaper with it.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:05, Reply)

I like the thought
of hanging wallpaper with geordie jizz.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:09, Reply)

Best jizz in the wooorld, man
Industrial strength jizz that's sold by the fucking barrel load in branches of Focus across the county.

Can be used to hang wallpaper, or if frozen, makes a handy protein filled snack to hang out on bird feeders in the winter.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:12, Reply)

Hmm
Think I'm glad I missed that particular opus of Spakka'a
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:01, Reply)