I'm fucked off.
Cheer me up. Tell me I'm pretty.
(Twefnalignerip Retarded midgets. Not big, not clever., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:44, Reply)

You's is well buff tings blud', any [girl or guy of your prefferance] will be well pleased to give you one man !

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:46, Reply)

Cock off, ugly

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:46, Reply)

One
out of two isn't bad. What did I miss with QOTW? I bugger off for 2 weeks and people are ranting.
(Twefnalignerip Retarded midgets. Not big, not clever., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:47, Reply)

You aren't pretty
and you're looking for validation on teh internet. This means you are also pretty sad.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:48, Reply)

Ah bert,
always there with a reassuring message.

Glad some things don't change.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:48, Reply)

I'm very sad.
I asked sodding b3tans to be nice to me.
(Twefnalignerip Retarded midgets. Not big, not clever., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:49, Reply)

Oh, I'm sorry
you pathetic, spineless, gormless cunt
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:51, Reply)

Leave it Bert
he ain't worth it.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:56, Reply)

I don't know who he is
Is it Kaol in disguise? God i hate him
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, Reply)

It might be
why don't you gaz him loads of pictures of your cock.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:59, Reply)

Will do
that ought to flush him out
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:00, Reply)

Pics or it didn't happen
it's only fair.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:49, Reply)

Only pics of this person
and berts cock will be accetable.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:50, Reply)

Does that mean that
if you get pics of this person, bert's cock will become acceptable? How so?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:51, Reply)

How about
Bert just draws a frowny face on his cock? I'll even stick it on my profile.
(Twefnalignerip Retarded midgets. Not big, not clever., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:51, Reply)

How's about
you MAN THE FUCK UP AND STOP WHINGING and then photoshop a frowny face on berts cock and put it in a picture of your mouth and stick it in your profile.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:55, Reply)

^this

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:58, Reply)

HEY
Sodding b3tans are nice.

It's just that some of them are also cunts.

You just have to get used to it.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:50, Reply)

I've been on here a while
I know some of you are all of teh fluffies, etc etc.

Have some hugs and flowers and chinese babies.
(Twefnalignerip Retarded midgets. Not big, not clever., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:51, Reply)

dear christ, could you possibly be more pathetic and needy?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:55, Reply)

He could be JMG.

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, Reply)

he could be Friz
I heard Friz starts to shrivel up and decay if he goes a week without online validation and approval from people he's never met on the internet
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:59, Reply)

If Friz's face shrivels up, does it become normal sized?

( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:02, Reply)

No
I think I know who he is.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:02, Reply)

you've got a face like a dog's arse with a hat on top
now pull yourself together and stop asking for validation from the internet you spineless waste of a teaspoon of spunk
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:53, Reply)

Aww I missed this
*hugs*
(Twefnalignerip Retarded midgets. Not big, not clever., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:54, Reply)

You've been here a month
man the fuck up
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:04, Reply)