So
Today has been glorious. The sun has shone: the birds tweeted as they wheeled in the sky. The dog knocked my half full glass of wine over, smashing the glass as she did so, but hey - IKEA's only a 16 mile drive away. All in all, it was a good day.

So how did I spend it? On my fucking knees in the living room, screwing for all I was worth.

With some flat pack furniture. Trying to align wood.

Still, it was worth it. I now have a nice box in my bedroom.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:37, Reply)

Whats it for?
Do you put Tourettes in it when she burns the dinner?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:44, Reply)

It's for duvets
And sheets and pillows.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:33, Reply)

And knobbing

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:35, Reply)