Maybe I am retarded
I just realised that I forgot to do my shirt up this morning.
( Captain V, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Maybe
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:30, Reply)

hahah
have you been showing off your happy trail all day then?
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:31, Reply)

No the bottom few buttons were done up
But not the top half. I'm wearing a jumper (albeit a v-neck) so I don't think it was all that noticeable.

You'll be disappointed to hear that I'm properly dressed now.
( Captain V, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:33, Reply)

How many belts are you wearing?

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:33, Reply)

check your socks
are they even remotely alike?
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:34, Reply)

They are
But only because I don't have to do my own laundry at the moment :p
( Captain V, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:39, Reply)

When you went for a shit
did you remember to pull your trousers AND pants down?
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:35, Reply)

No

( Captain V, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:40, Reply)

When you were finished, did you pull your pants up before your trousers?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

ZOMG - YOU ARE SUCH A SLAG

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:37, Reply)

ROFLS
*does the truffle shuffle*
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:40, Reply)

And that is why men should never leave home before being married.
Can you imgine a mother allowing anyone out in that state of undress?
Hmph. Careless bloody kids.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Damn you
You made me laugh like a loon. It's probably true that the world will be a safer and saner place if I ever get tied down married.
( Captain V, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:41, Reply)

But how did your [mode of transport] contain such AWESOME ?

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:04, Reply)