I'm stressed to hell and need cheering up
so any posts with fluff, jokes or motivation can be posted here, please.

I spent a few minutes manning the fuck up after breakfast, and a few minutes before... well... you know... so I've hopefully covered the /ac.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:15, Reply)

No3l
MAN the fuck up. You're tough. Strong. You can do it.
Have a bit of fluff.
When YOU are scared, this is what happens.
I used to be uncertain, but now I'm not so sure...

*hugs* You'll be fine! Just walk proud with that awesome jumper and nothing bad will happen.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:18, Reply)

Heh
That's a good start, thankyou.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:31, Reply)

anytime.
:) Seriously.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:42, Reply)

I have a baby boycat sat on my shoulder,
and a baby girlcat still trying to get the damned spider that's halfway up the wall. She's living up to her name - Bomber - and trying to bomb up the wall to get spidey.
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:37, Reply)

Cat tip of the week
Becky'll probably murder me for this... Get a cheap red laser pointer. They'll go properly mad mental chasing it all over everything.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:50, Reply)

Got one,
but it only comes out occassionally so as not to drive them mental/ruin my furniture
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:55, Reply)

I'll murderlise you because I was doing it years ago

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:08, Reply)

I'm sure
exposing cats' sensitive eyes to laser light is probably against the veterinary code or somesuch, right? :)
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:22, Reply)

If you shine it directly into their eyes yes
not if you race the light along the floor for them to be mentallists.

MTFU
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:39, Reply)

So's your face.

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Refresh the page to change it around.
http://90nz0.com/nice.php
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 8:43, Reply)

I've seen that before
and I think I want your babies.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:48, Reply)

Hah, wait 'till you see 90Nz0.com v2 !
It'll be a social networking MASTER PEACE.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 8:55, Reply)

I just ran over a dog
one of those disabled ones with wheels at the back.

How am I doing?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:54, Reply)

Your sig.

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:01, Reply)

Go and watch some porn
Then be thankful you're not some saggy titted munter who's only way of making money is from selling her wrinkled body and cavernous clunge.

Then go and laugh at the slappers in the street.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:56, Reply)

Just remember you've still got your youth.
*may be a recurring theme with me*
( big-girl's-baubles fixed her cat flap, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:04, Reply)

just a tad dearest.
:-p
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:09, Reply)

No3l will it help
if I sit on your face again?
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:09, Reply)

That would help massively!
*beams*
*muffles*
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Yeah
great way to cheer us both up at the same time ;)
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:34, Reply)

puts hands under armpits
Tickle-lickle-lickle.
(DrTugnutcracker Is on holiday. Drink! Arse! Feck!, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:58, Reply)