Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
I've just come back from a shopping trip and slammed the car boot down... on my head.

Which is now pissing claret nicely through my hair. And which is going to turn into an attractive lump sooner rater than later.

What idiotic thing did karma make you do today to remind you not to try to get above yourself?

I think I should just have stayed in bed this morning. It's not going to get better.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Ouch!
One of the good things about claret coming from a head wound is that they typically look a lot worse than they are. Google neurological tests - and if you're OK with these, no permanent, lasting damage done beyond feelings of being a bit silly :)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:48, Reply)

silly
and incredibly self-piteous.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:50, Reply)

*makes sure no one who complains about this is here*
*hands Psyche tea and cake and hugs*

*runs away*
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:49, Reply)

*grins widely*
Coz I bloody love internet tea and cakes and hugs.

thanks.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:50, Reply)

:)
And you can have them as much as you like :)

Fuck off V
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:53, Reply)

You got your replies all ghey
You nearly suck as badly as Kaol.
( Captain V, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Badly?
Or AWESOME?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Not awesome
Definitely badly.
( Captain V, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Isn't being bad
At sucking, a good thing?
Considering I'm not a fan of the Peenis.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Agreed.
He uses far too much teeth.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Even when he takes his dentures out
He gives awful blowjobs :(
( Captain V, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

*rushes up to badger*
*files complaint*
( Captain V, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:51, Reply)

You'd better bloody not
We're eloping.

And once I can see straight again, I'll 'ave you, I will!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:55, Reply)

No one has asked
so I shall.

How on earth did you slam a boot onto your own head?
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, Reply)

I took the shopping out...
reached up, thought I was out of the way, and gave the boot a good pull to flip it down.

I was a mere 2 inches from being properly out of the way. So the pointy corner bit got me.

And it made the most hideous crunch sound when it hit. And made my teeth on that side tingle. It really was very unpleasant.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:08, Reply)