Do we do Lunchtime threads here? I'm not entirely sure of the ettiqute here yet.
I went to a different sandwich shop today, one that looks really nice, they've spent a lot of money kitting it out (except they don't have any tables or chairs, so most of the room is big and empty... but around the walls it looks like they've spent a lot of money).

I wanted a Bacon, Avacardo and Mayo sandwich. The bacon was cold, and he toasted it with the mayo and avacardo in, so that's warm. It's bloody vile.

This is more diapointing than the time I got a call from [insert good looking pop idol of your choice] and [he/she] asked for my best friend's number =(
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

there's no official rule
because we don't need one, not being gayers and all

post about whatever you want, whenever you want

warm mayo and avocado sounds fucking gross.

i had tomato soup with marmite sandwich.

for the second day in a row. didn't really think that one through....
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:54, Reply)

*Undoes top button and let's it all hang out*
Aghh, much better.

It was rank, it really was, I did ask him about it but he said it was nice. Never mind, they'll go bust by the winter.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

He said it was nice.
Ha-ha - that's hilarious.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:11, Reply)

I'm too trusting and too easerly lead astray
=((
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

I got a bacon, chicken and mayo roll.
Brown, crusty bread.
Then sat in the park, had a smoke.
A good lunchtime.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:55, Reply)

COME IN TO LONDON AND SEE MEEEEEEEE

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Maybe...
We might be getting an order for the other hotel... The one that starts with "T".
Art-deco-style, apparently.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Do it! Do it now!

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Can't.
Couple of weeks, maybe.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

:(

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Sorry.
I'll make it up to you with coffee.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)

:)

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

:O

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

\o/

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

:D

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

\m/ (^-^) \m/
I just wanted to join in.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Stop letting people into london when I'm not here !
It's not fair people having bashes with out me !
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:06, Reply)

It's not really a bash,
It's more "a hot and sexy coffee in the park".
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:08, Reply)

That describes it perfectly.
Stay out in Zone Four, Gonz. It's not safe for you here.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Me and mes crew iz gonna come down dier and inroch on yah ter-rah-tory, innits.
Iz don't care if youz queen of da 'oodiez.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Something's happened to Gonzo.
*prods Gonzo with a stick*
I think he's broken.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)

RARE BRUV ! 'EM SHOEZ LOOK JUST LIKE MINE ! ARE YOU SUREZ DEY AIN'T MINE?
/ac

I'm so 'street', it hurts.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I had a chicken sandwich and a smoke.
Mmm...
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I had some crisps
because I'm too poor to buy food so just steal all the crisps from the meetings and stash them in my drawer
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)

are you still poor?

( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Do you have the equivilient to a crate of crisps in your draw now?
If not, SEEK OUT MORE CRISPS !
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

'equivalent'
'drawer'

You have not been charged for this call
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Ouch, did you splurge your salary...
on Friday night?
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

No it all went on filthy filthy bills
I have about 4 packets left *hunts down more meetings*
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:13, Reply)

I didn't realise he was charging these days.

(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

He has to pay for his NY flights somehow.

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I thought Willard Christpher Smith, Jnr... lives in miami?

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:21, Reply)

haha
Well the credit crunch has brought about many a change. He said you'd get a discount though
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Wookiee won't pay.
He's already giving himself away for free in alleyways.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

That was a special introductory offer.
Not my fault you missed it.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Damn my determination to honour commitments I'd made to friends.
DAMN!
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Oooh, brilliant.
I shall start saving up.

Oh look, I've finished.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

That was quick
You can get help for that though
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Assistance
only makes it worse :(
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:24, Reply)

What
you actually come before you get aroused?
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I ejaculate backwards in time.

(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Through a wormhole?
Presumably this is how you can touch the sides.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Oh dear.
The fact that it wouldn't touch the sides of yours doesn't make it small, pet.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Sweetheart, that wasn't sex we were doing, that was arm-wrestling.
No wonder you feel so frustrated.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Are you suggesting
that my ludicrous fiddler-crab forearm wouldn't touch the sides either?

What have you been putting in there?
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Al.
He's stretched me. Stretched me good.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I'm pretty sure
that you're not supposed to put him in head first.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)

That's what I tried to tell him,
the deviant bastard.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Haha, I'm going to knick that line.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

No wonder
you're free if you only last that long.
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Spicy pasta
And some fruit gums.

I need my carbs, I'm off to the gym after work.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I had 3 slices of pizza
Left over from last night and reheated. Delicious with the little tub of garlic dip for the crusts.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Yums!

(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:11, Reply)

That Honey'n'Mustard one they do is as close to liquid-smack-cocain that I'm ever going to get.
It's sooo good.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:13, Reply)

I could go with Honey & Mustard
...but I would be thinking of garlic & herb.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

They?
I suspect you get your pizza from a different place to me. As long as you steer clear of Domino's you should be fine.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Oh, for some reason I read that as you went to Dominos.
I don't get fake-italian pizza that often, but when I do, it's honey'n'mustard all the way.

I like Papa John's Jellopino Poppers too, is it wrong to get a take-away from one of these places and only get side-dishes?
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Crumbed deep-fried cheese-filled chilis
are never wrong.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I'm not the Pizza Police
Side dish away!

I don't do Domino's any more, I've only ever got barely edible mockeries of pizza from them. My local place is fairly new and is doing a 16" pizza for 9.99 which does me for 3 meals.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Dominos do two different types of bases.
Cardboard and Doughnut.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Cardboard?
That's the box. I think you're doing it wrong.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:39, Reply)

No, it's the pizza
They're singularly inept.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I have been a bit masochistic over lunch
and haven't had it yet.

This thread is making my mouth water.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I have the following feast:
- Chicken & Bacon Sub from Tesco - vastly inferior to the Sainsbury's brand but, as they've changed their stock, it'll have to do.
- A small pack of Wotsits
- A Cadbury's Caramel

I'm doin' alright.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

New discovery
Dr Karg's Emmental Cheese and Pumpkin Seed crispbreads. Absolutely gorgeous. Goes amazingly well with ham and pease pud sarnies. Why did nobody tell me?
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)

And the winner of today's luchtime thread is....
wait, when I reply, it doesn't tell me who I'm replying too !

Well, it's you, anyway.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Replying
If you want to reply to a specific person, click the reply button which is just around ^^ here

If you want to reply to the original poster, use the reply button at the top or bottom of the page.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:56, Reply)

I think he meant
That once he'd clicked Reply it showed him the post he was replying to but not the name of the poster.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:17, Reply)

I had
Potato and chickpea curry and turmeric rice and a apple and a pear and a cherry and ginger flapjack. All homemade except the apple and pear.

And it was mostly covered in inky fingerprints. I like lunch way better than printers.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:50, Reply)

A cherry?
That was quite some excitement at lunchtime for you, then.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:43, Reply)