My life is so boring I'm ordering stuff off the internet that I will probably not keep just so I can get excited about getting a delivery when I get home.
What do you do to get the adrenaline flowing when life is dull?
( big-girl's-baubles is the owner of some very fine Moorcroft, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I sew rats to monkeys and give them knives

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, Reply)

No way!
I sew knives to monkeys and give them rats. We should totally meet up.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, Reply)

I'm getting deja vu
not had it for a while
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I have an urge to find a policeman and wink at him.
I'll work my way up from that.
( big-girl's-baubles is the owner of some very fine Moorcroft, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, Reply)

touch your nipples as you do it.

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, Reply)

I'd rather he touched my nipples.
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( big-girl's-baubles is the owner of some very fine Moorcroft, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:57, Reply)

He's a police officer
You may need to use simple words and possibly diagrams to explain what you're after.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I harass my work colleagues
With weapons.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, Reply)

I walk into busy intersections.
That tends to get the blood pumping.
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:58, Reply)

I have an orgy
of technology failure. It's a guaranteed way to raise the blood pressure and adrenaline, and if I'm really lucky, I get to thump something.

This can result in breakage to self and said technology, though.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Give your technology a hug, and if that doesn't work, get a techy guy and give him a hug.
But don't worry, it shouldn't come to that, most technology responds to hugs.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:11, Reply)

This technology is clearly faulty
maybe it would respond better to being dropped out of a window.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Two words
Danger Wank
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:58, Reply)

What, with razor blades tied to my fingers?
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( big-girl's-baubles is the owner of some very fine Moorcroft, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Get six vibrators
Coat one in tiger balm.
Put them all in a bag.
Apply blindfold to self.
Choose one from the bag and get to work.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Wanking Russian roulette.
I like it.
( big-girl's-baubles is the owner of some very fine Moorcroft, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I like to do that while listening to Kenny Loggin's "Danger Zone" on my ipod.
THE GOOSE IS DOWN ! THE GOOSE IS DOWN !

*Sadfaces*
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:06, Reply)

ym

( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:05, Reply)

I come up with websites and buisness ideas that I never finish,
mainly because I have the attention of a... OHH PUPPIES !
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Oh, and whne it comes to ordering things off the internet....
www.aquarterof.co.uk
www.play.com
www.firebox.com
www.iwoot.com

Send to: "That Lovable Rouge; Gonz's House; 127.0.0.1"
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:16, Reply)

The lovable rouge
or the lovable rogue?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:24, Reply)

For they are two very different things.

(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Gonzo is quite red.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I can pull of _any_ colour, baby.
photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v650/84/91/532685626/n532685626_5481846_9264.jpg
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:29, Reply)

And yes, that IS a cocktail in my hand.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Oh dear god...

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:32, Reply)

*Winks and finger guns*

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Sod the cocktail,
Is that a CIGAR?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:34, Reply)

You know it, baby.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Hmmm...
Are you some kind of Columbian Drug Lord?

Even if the answer is "no", don't go breaking my heart, I need this.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Sod the cigar
are those SHORTS?
(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I haggled very hard for them.
They started off at $25, then went to £15, then [something cheaper] in YTL.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:44, Reply)

They're hotpants.
Gonzo is very, very short.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:50, Reply)

I have many different teas
And if I get bored I have a different kind of tea. Bloody hell, I just read that back to myself. I swear I had a social life once - did I leave it here somewhere? did anyone pick it up by mistake?
(Fredz should learn to walk before he crawls, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Rock climbing
used to do it for me until I fucked up my back.

Now I play Guitar Hero on expert level and miss all the notes.

And when I want a real adrenaline rush I have two cups of coffee.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:39, Reply)

I draw miniture pink elephants all over my hands
Then run up to the nearest person in a vest and wave them in their face while calling out "Pink Elephant!". Then I go home and sip my tomato juice.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:21, Reply)

.
Rohypnol, Butyl nitrate and an orange.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:56, Reply)