Finally an important question to ask!
What, if anything, is better than a monkey knife fight?


(variations along the theme of monkey knife fight i.e. with cinematic soundtrack not allowed)
( Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:23, Reply)

A hippo
SWAT invasion.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:24, Reply)

No Bert..
Ever again.
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:24, Reply)

A Hippo bomb fight
Edit: Dammit Himjim got there first.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Maybe my Hippo SWAT
team is going to defuse the bombs your Hippos are chucking around?
(himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Not if the hippo bombs kill you first
they have stealth ferrets inside you see
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:39, Reply)

This:
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus.
(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Having sex while watching a monkey knife fight
NEXT!
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Having sex with a knife fighting monkey man.
Or knife fighting monkey girl.
( big-girl's-baubles fixed her cat flap, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Midgets with scissors.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

easy
A 'Monkey Man of Delhi' eye-laser fight.

What do I win?
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)

untimely death

( Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Sheep velcro fight

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:58, Reply)