Someone teach me canine anatomy please
specifically the eye, ear and heart as I don't feel like looking through my notes again.

Three exams on Friday. Do not want.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)

hopefully the exams will be about the dog penis
then you'll fly through them



apologies for the obviousness of this. my brain is severely strained at the moment.
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

That'll be the OS penis then
next
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Er...
*thinks*

It's been three years, I think I've un-learned this stuff, sorry.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Doggies have
Two eyes, two ears, and a single heart.

Their eyes are capable of seeing things humans cannot, such as where the stick would have gone had you thrown it instead of quickly hiding it behind your back.

Their ears are fair more sensitive than ours, although sometimes they act autonomously and do not tell the doggy brain that they've picked up instructions from their masters telling them not to steal food from the table.

The canine heart is full of love for their family, and beats so strongly that they are capable of firing arcing jets of acidic blood from their veins at any assailants that might hurt the family.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

awwww

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Their eyes are also can also
Pre-determine the smelliest, most disgusting things in any given area.
The heart then produces a surge of adrenaline which causes them to shoot towards it and roll like a mong on fire.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Fox poo is a given

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Yeah.
Or a half-dried-out pond full of stinking mud.
Fuckers.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

What if the exam is on cats?
Then you'll be in trouble.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

It's never on cats, so I'm safe
we don't have cats to practice on in class, just Westies.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

They see you, they hear their name
and their heart swells to twice its normal size in order to propel them at superspeed directly at you.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)