Huzzah
It might seem quite trivial to some, but I managed to register with an NHS dentist.

Apparently, it's a woman too, so there's no danger of being tea-bagged whilst drugged and helpless.
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:28, Reply)

To be honest, if I don't get the teabagging, I walk out disapointed.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 13 May 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Is there a female equivalent?
swabbed with the baby stingray perhaps?
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Used tampon?
grim.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Instead she'll drug you
Then Gonz will run in and teabag you.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

She's probably a he-bitch
so can teabag you when you don't expect it
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Another fan of When Shemale Dentists Attack
It's a bit of a niche fetish to be honest.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)