Rant number 1,877
When I grow up I want to be an MP. Get caught with your hand in the till, then call yourself a decent sort for paying back your ill gotten gains! Don’t the rest of us have to go to gaol for theft? I’ve yet to hear of anyone getting let off at the Magistrates with the defence “Well I’ll pay back what you caught me nicking, then, and we can all call it quits”. What a country.

What is your ideal recession busting job?
(DrTugnutcracker Robs and beats annoying lispers, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:21, Reply)

"Think-tank" and "Consultant" seem to be 2 jobs that = easy money
so i'll be a "Think-tank Consultant" please Bob.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Prostitution seems to still be on the up.
And the hours are flexible.
( big-girl's-baubles is the owner of some very fine Moorcroft, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:47, Reply)

I'm guessing
it isn't just the job that has to be flexible.
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Must be...
...nice to get home and put your feet down.
(DrTugnutcracker Robs and beats annoying lispers, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:39, Reply)

They weren't stealing
they were claiming ludicrous expenses because a shit system allowed them to.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Thu 14 May 2009, 17:14, Reply)