Vodka and apple squash
is my poor badgers drink of the night. What have you concocted when you are far too poor to buy proper booze and have to raid the cupboard for whatever you can find?
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:23, Reply)

gin and gream soda...
gin and water...
shaushin rice wine and tango...
cooking brandy and pineapple...
cooking sherry and er nothing...
Tesco value white rum and Sunny Delight...
K cider and £2.69 pinot grigio...

what do i win?
( blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:55, Reply)

A round of applause
*claps very slowly*
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:15, Reply)

I've used Sunny D as a mixer
for cheap vodka. It really helps.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:56, Reply)

In Poland
Vodka and Apple-Juice is a favourite cocktail, but this only works with Bison Grass Vodka.

BTW. Just for the hell of it, I once experimented with a cocktail of Sherry and Kia-Ora. The results were inconclusive.
( mistaspakkaman - overstimulated, overwhelmed and over the top., Sun 17 May 2009, 22:04, Reply)

cider and cherryade
What can I say? I was young, stupid and needed a rush.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:07, Reply)

And cherryade?
Shirly you can just drink cider neat!
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:14, Reply)

i could
Were I not such a wuss :(
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:30, Reply)

I haven't had any alcohol
in over a week and I've just this second developed a craving for some.

I wish I'd thought about this a little earlier when I could have had Innocent Strawberry & Banana with vodka. Now it looks like my options are (a) vodka (b) vodka with tap water (c) vodka with milk (d) vodka with cheap greecian brandy I like to use that for making green peppercorn sauce from scratch

Mine kingdom for a pint o' heavy!
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Sun 17 May 2009, 22:13, Reply)

You could make knock off white russians
if you have some coffee :p
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:14, Reply)

^^^^
OMG this!

You are a genius young badger. I have coffee grounds in my freezer. I just need to make some coffee and mix it with ice and, and, and...

You're a genius!
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Sun 17 May 2009, 22:16, Reply)

An evil genius
*cackles*
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:32, Reply)

...
An evil genius stupidius.
Ha!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:36, Reply)

*scowls*
fuck off
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:46, Reply)

That's right.
ULTIMATE PUT-DOWN.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Asda smart price vodka
Goes brilliantly with Asda smart price orange juice.
Especially if you drink the first one really fast so you don't care what the rest taste like.

I'm real classy, me.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:15, Reply)

aye
Proper classy ;)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:31, Reply)

Tesco's own brand voddy,
And some of that Grenadine stuff I randomly had in the cupboard. TOpped up with orange juice. Interesting combination. Tasted a bit like cough syrup, got you utterly wankered after a few.
(Fredz should learn to walk before he crawls, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Tastes like cough syrup?
That's how you know it will fuck you up.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:03, Reply)

White Lightning cider with ice pops instead of ice.
It doesn't stop it tasting like tramp's piss, but if you use a blue lolly your tongue changes colour! Yay!
( wanderlust, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:43, Reply)

That sounds...
Awful.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Yeah well,
Your face sounds awful.*

So there!

*It doesn't really, I happen to actually quite like your face.
( wanderlust, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:47, Reply)

Awh!
How's you're Canada-based-ness going?
(Sorry I didn't reply to your message, it's er... *thinks*... Magic Dave's fault.)
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:49, Reply)

I'm still an unemployed layabout
But a very happy unemployed layabout.
( wanderlust, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Classy as ever Lusty ;)

( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Bohuzel...
... as I'm busy screwing my liver presently, my alcohol tolerance is down to - to all intents and purposes - zero.

Hence, je suis *duty driver* if / when I go out with friends. Also helps that I can't blame alcohol for making an arse of myself so I'm encouraged to behave :)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Ah yeah,
Tesco Value Vodka and Tesco Value Mint Mouth-wash.

Never again.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Cheap blended whisky, ribena and a sachet of wine-mulling spices
Tasted like Christmas. Tasted more like Halloween the following morning though.
(Concrete Cow, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:59, Reply)