Alright QOTW Chubsters?
The TALK Chubsters have debated football.

What will you debate?
Take in to account it's me, JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Is this going to be a mass debate?
cos i'm a cunning linguist
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:21, Reply)

QOTLOL!
Oh my.. QOTW, you are a devil.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Hey man, dont label me as QOTW
cos labels are bad and stuff
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Nobody likes QOTW. Even those who post on it?
:(
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:29, Reply)

I am above such petty popularity contests
*runs off crying*
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:36, Reply)

*Firm handshakes*

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Most of the internet wants to be just like JMG.
I'm setting trends just ahead of where other people like to set dinner.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:26, Reply)

On ym's tits?

(Ethelred is currently sick. MOAR SYMPATHIES PWEASE, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:26, Reply)

This is QOTW in a nutshell.
Food placed on an object of internet sexual conquest fabrication.
If it was all set inside a Honda Accord we'd pretty much have to shut the whole thing down, as we'd have just reached QOTW's full capabilities.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Honda Accord?
That's ten vigilante points, right there.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Most of the Internet are temporary fixtures...
Though admittedly today I wont be going outside if I can help it as I have too much hair to lose to the gale and not enough chub to keep me warm.

I'll just stay here with the lolfatties keeping me warm.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Tesco Value sausages
How can something so cheap be so tasty???
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I think the magic ingredient is salt

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:28, Reply)

They aren't that salty though
so I don't think that could be the answer.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:31, Reply)

They don't taste salty?
Good girl.
(Ethelred is currently sick. MOAR SYMPATHIES PWEASE, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Maybe they've been feeding the pigs on pineapple?
That's supposed to make the taste nicer and less salty.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:36, Reply)

The vast amount of hog anus covers up the salty taste

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:37, Reply)

WINNER!
That could be the correct answer.

The mrs has already been shopping whilst I'm busy working away, but neglected to get my weekly bag of TVS.

She's on her way back now :0)
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:39, Reply)

As a student, i used to make sweet and sour stir frys with TVS
because meat was expensive. Thank gawd those days are over.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:45, Reply)

But they're so yummy!
I scoff loads, not because I'm poor but because they're so damn tasty. I recommned eating as follows:

Cook up x10 TVS, cut each one into 3
Add big blob of ketchup, blob of mayonaisse, blob of HP
Open beer
Sit and munch the sausagey goodness.
Drink beer.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I've not had the pleasure
but I can heartily recommend Porkinson Bangers if you've not tried them (ghastly pun name aside).
(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:03, Reply)