Still makes me laugh
when people go "What the fuck does W T F mean?"
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:52, Reply)

What the fuck
DOES it mean though?
I've always been too scared to ask.
EDUCATE ME!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Win The For

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)

It means
Where's the fudge
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Oh, fudge!
Where is it?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Here with me.
You can't have any
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Oh...
WYCFOT.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Poor show.

(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Well
YCFOM
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:06, Reply)

I can fuck over you?
Nah, I'll pass.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

fuck off more
now it's even more
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Yes it does,
doesn't it?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Hehe, not heard that one
My Dad still thinks "lol" means "Lots of love"

Makes the most mediocre texts slightly disturbing, eg "You've left your keys at home and we're going out in a bit, lol", or "Can you look after the cat, he's a bit poorly, lol"

(Some of this may be borrowed from a Real Comedian. The first bit's true though.)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:56, Reply)

My mother also
although she's not done it for a while, in fairness. Maybe she's learnt the correct definition......or maybe she JUST DOESN'T LOVE ME ANY MORE......
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)

I had the most trouble with FTW.

(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:57, Reply)

This ^
FTW!
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I knew it'd be you...
AICMFP!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:00, Reply)

^ My housemate
uses this all the time, took me ages to figure it out. He also used to say to cover a lot of things in jam
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

IANAL
always makes me giggle, as does its cousin IANAD.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)

I had to google
them both. :(
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

You clearly don't frequent enough forums
full of ill-informed, opinionated pricks then.

There has been a disturbing increase in IANAS too.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

not a
sailor?
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:08, Reply)

I would approve of that.
I'm not a sailor, but surely any fool knows how to work a sextant?

It's scientist. Really? You're not a scientist? The utter fucking nonsense you're producing would never have lead me to conclude that. I mean, you never hear "Well, I'm not a mathematician, but it seems to me that 3 and 4 should equal 11" do you? Because that's about how much sense you're making.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand relax.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Someone give him some cheese
ASAP
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

I have Emmental and pies.
The world is safe.

For now.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

LOLz
Try Ben Goldacre :)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:21, Reply)

cover who with what now?!
Think i'll be kicking myself when you de-ris that... lol
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Does he ever use CIIJASIIE?
(Cover it in jam and spunk in its eye)
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Yeah that's the one
I couldn't remember the last bit
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)

To be honest
I've had problems with most of the TLA's, but I got better!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:00, Reply)

TLAs are fine
It's the ETLAs I have difficulty with

(is a compsci scientist ;)
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price ain't working for the man, I'm an allosaurus baby, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:45, Reply)

A computer science scientist, eh?
How rare.

/removes pedantry cloak
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:03, Reply)

I find it necessary
to be redundant with the 2nd use of scientist just to hammer the message home.
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price ain't working for the man, I'm an allosaurus baby, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:26, Reply)