I'm Bored
So folks what can I do (other than be here) that would relieve the boredom of sitting in my office with no work to do?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Shouldn't you be planning something?
.
( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Yes
I am, and it's going swimmingly. :)

But it's not for a few years so there really isn't a great hurry.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Fall out with JMG at high speed in front of girls you'll never meet on the internet.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Dok? High speed?
Oh lol, internet
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Drixy
I'll get you for that!

Most of the internet is boring though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:51, Reply)

JMG
I'm not going to fall out at you, you're not my type!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Make a catapult
a box robot
an interesting coffee based cocktail
a prank call
print "CUNT" in very pale grey on 500 sheets of paper and put them back in the printer.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:48, Reply)

I Like
the printing idea, I may have to do that just before they kick me out!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:52, Reply)

All been done before, unfortunately.

( jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Yeah
But in my situation it would be a nice parting gift!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:55, Reply)

How about printing "CUNT"
on Piston Broke 500 times in very dark black?

That would be unusual.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Tattoo or marker?

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:57, Reply)

You can run him through one of my presses if you want
I won't come off
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Make a stamp
out of a brick.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Little harsh.
I mean, you need something less porous, a brick'll just soak up the ink.
I say we use rubber. Tried AND tested.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Tattoo
It's so much more fun when it won't come out in the wash!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Harsh!

( jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Are
we all invited to the big day Dok?
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Well
I can't see why not. That is if she'll allow a load of internet reprobates to come.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:03, Reply)

waste time here
www.textsfromlastnight.com
(spikeypickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Read the post below!

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:02, Reply)

I've been known to sing
at times.

Some people even say they like it.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Some is better than none
Your in!
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:08, Reply)

*cough*
you're
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Badger
Give the guy a break, he's trying to recruit me into his band!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:21, Reply)

recruit groom
into for
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Well it make a change
From me being accused of grooming on the internet!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:24, Reply)

No one gets
a grammar break
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:30, Reply)

That's my girl...

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Oh
OK then.

Don't give him a grammar break!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:37, Reply)

But
She gets so tired so quickly. She's old.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Fuck Off!
Yew knows what eye means!
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Mah Jong
pointless but time consuming.

Depends how bored you are really.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:07, Reply)

But
I like Mah Jong!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Do it.
Do it NOW!
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I would
But I don't have it on my machine here at work!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:13, Reply)