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It's been a while
So... soddit.

It's the

Thread.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:01, Reply)

Pokes head 'round corner
Not a soul to be seen.

Walks off

(but might pop back later)
(Mullered now has reflective shot. He also needs food, badly, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:03, Reply)

I'm here
not sure if I'm meant to be busy today either.

Oh well. The dulux website is terrible. Absolutely terrible.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:05, Reply)

Well to be fair
I have only just put the bloody thing up.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:05, Reply)

You have to give these
things time, or they'll never take off!
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:08, Reply)

Aye.
I'm trying to think up a weak pun involving jumbo jets, but I can't make anything fly.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:09, Reply)

That was terrible
SKYTAXI!

If that doesn't come, then take an Airbus.

Fnarr.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:15, Reply)

*spang*

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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:20, Reply)

And very pretty it is too.
Morning.

EDIT: Moved for ooops.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:08, Reply)

howdy piston
what's for lunch?
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:07, Reply)

Cheese sarnies
Not the most inspiring in the world, but thank fuck it's not Vegemite.

*shudders*
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:07, Reply)

at least it's not
cheese and vegemite - mum loves the stuff - I struggle not to boke at the sight of it!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:10, Reply)

Vegemite = Marmite?
If so - ewwww! Keep it away from me!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:10, Reply)

YOUR ALL FREAKS
Vegemite and Marmite are lovely.

:)
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:11, Reply)

You... you...
Words fail me. Please keep your malodorous mandibles points away from me.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:13, Reply)

"You're"
FFS.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:13, Reply)

MEMEFAILURE
Seriously dude, never seen YOUR ALL GAY etc?
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:14, Reply)

YOUR SO STUPID JIM!
Morning, by the way.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:15, Reply)

Morning
Knifeman.

I am in a good mood.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:17, Reply)

That's good stuff.
I've got a hangover and I was woken up by a lorry filled with shit.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:18, Reply)

Better than
Waking up with a hangover in a lorry full of shit.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Agreed.
Still not an ideal start to the day.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:20, Reply)

Suddenly
I am thinking of Biff Tannen-

"Manure! I hate manure!"
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Wasn't that, thank fuck.

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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Indeed.

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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Nope
Cheese and ketchup. God I hate the day before payday. Makes me feel like some kind of dole-bludging hoon.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:12, Reply)

Nowt so far.
Need to go hunting and gathering. Some of those sarnies in the canteen are tricky little fuckers. Sneaky and move like lightning.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:10, Reply)

Oh yes- morning all!
Shoulda said.

/spang
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:08, Reply)

Oooh, HSH
Never particpated in one of these before. What is the protocol?

/edit - Good monring everyone! I hope you are all well this fine day.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:09, Reply)

Kick back and chat really
Time was that this would be the main place for chatting on OT, with a new one being put up daily, with random questions around it. And then for some reason it fell out of use, so I brought it back.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:11, Reply)

Fell out of use
because some ppl thought it was annoying.

So instead, everyone wrote their random shit on the main OT board.

Now we can talk about our lunches in peace here.

And I would respectfully submit that those opposed to HSH threads can post their own "anti-HSH" thread.

Where there will be no talk of internet hugs, tea, cake, or what everyone's planning to have for lunch.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:14, Reply)

I have tea in front of me
There is cake in the fridge. Hopefully I will be able to eat all my lunch today. Feeling at home already!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:19, Reply)

It's the internet and you can always not click the link.
Easy really.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:19, Reply)

you'd think

(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:22, Reply)

People are quite daft, it seems.

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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:25, Reply)

*reaches for lube*
*evil grin*
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Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:12, Reply)

Oooh, I think I might enjoy this
*bends over*
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:13, Reply)

Thank fuck for that
I missed it.

And OT was becoming a right cluttered up pain in the arse.

Buggershitarsebollocksfuckwankcunt.

Now I feel much better!

Morning all!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:12, Reply)

Erm... morning?
Blimey, you're channeling Tourette's this morning...
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:14, Reply)

Well,
It irked me that those opposed to HSH called a cull on it, and I kept quiet, when there were still plenty ppl who enjoyed an odd ramble about their lunch and the general crap of the day.

I'm glad someone else had the balls to stick one back up.

The tourettes is from the release of all that held-back irritation. 'Sgone now! Am happy!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:17, Reply)

I didn't realise I was sticking my head above the parapet.
Mind you how people can get angry about something that amounts to pixels on a screen befuddles me.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:21, Reply)

YOU SHUT YOUR LIE-HOLE!
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

You're right though. It's the internet, for fuck's sake.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Pretty much
The ignore button is there for a reason. And if I can convince cr3 to bung a hide button on here, we're sorted.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:26, Reply)

I dunno...
Would be nice if you could open individual parts of the nested reply.
Like on talk.
Er... Branches of the tree, y'know.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Aye, would be useful.
But I'm not too sure how he would go about coding that one.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:31, Reply)

It fell out of use
because everyone got fedup of reading abotu other peoples waffling. But I like the waffling. It should come with a warning though "Do not read all at once you will want to gouge out your eyes with spoons"
And and hi blah blah blah
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I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:13, Reply)

Well... there's nothing from stopping people from not clicking on the bloody link in the first place.
*le sigh*
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:15, Reply)

You can
not click on links? Shit I thought you had to.

*makes note*
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I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:17, Reply)

You have to admit
some of the waffling was the most inane drivel you will ever have the misfortune of reading.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:16, Reply)

I dunno
I've had to spend an evening in the pub with you before...

(ignores the reading part)
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I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:18, Reply)

Ho ho ho
now I have a machine gun.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:24, Reply)

I'll see your machine gun
and riase you... poo on a stick!!
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I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:29, Reply)

So don't read it!
It's for writing stuff.

Never, never try to read a HSH thread.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:18, Reply)

Exactly.
It's like mouthwash.
You'll feel sick if you drink more than one bottle.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:19, Reply)

I would have thought
This was a given. But I'm used to /talk and that's ruddy hoooooooooge.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:22, Reply)

What the fuck are you meant to do
just randomly hit reply and mash the keyboard, hoping for the best?
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:26, Reply)

That's
What some people do!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Works for me most of the time!

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Only because
Faulty Towers has been on the telly-box for the last week or so.

What is the greatest sit-com of all time?

Porridge gets my vote.

Mullered.
(Mullered now has reflective shot. He also needs food, badly, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:14, Reply)

Steptoe and Son
Is the Daddy.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:18, Reply)

I have to admit
I liked The Likely Lads, and The Liver Birds better!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:19, Reply)

The
original fall and rise of Reginal Perin. NOt this new shite they are putting out.

Yes Minister/Prime Minister was also brilliant
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I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:21, Reply)

Black Books
Three series of perfection.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:30, Reply)

ITYM "Fawlty"
Coupling was the best sitcom ever. The Giggle Loop? Lesbian Spank Inferno? "I've got too many legs!"
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The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Morning people
Wow it's like come back to a very old friend you haven't seen in ages.

How about some Cake and Coffee?

I'll just be sitting in this dark corner for a bit if you want any!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:18, Reply)

Yup!
(You forgot the hugs to go with)
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Oh Hell Yeah
*AWESOME HUGS* for all.

What kind if cake would you like dear?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:20, Reply)

Mmmmmm
I think I'd like some nice sponge cake with buttercream filling and fondant icing, please.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:21, Reply)

And so the internet tea and cakes have been brought out.
I wonder how long it will be before someone shouts "noooooooooooooo, not hsh again!!".

Twats.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:23, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not HSH again!

Sorry I had to do that!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:30, Reply)

HDL
The next time I see you I'm going to hit you on the nose with a firmly rolled-up newspaper shouting "No!"
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:32, Reply)

I'm afraid to say
That doesn't work on me, I tend to retaliate with Frikkin Space Lasers ^TM
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Uh-huh.

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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:48, Reply)

I do
I control them from my hollowed out extinct volcano lair!

Just ask around, some people have been there!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:59, Reply)

LEMON CAKE
*rars and noms*
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I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:22, Reply)

ZOMG!
Does it have a crunchy top? If so, I'm going out and may be some time..
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Right
I'll just get a Lemon Cake with a cruchy topping, and a sponge cake with buttercream filling and fondant icing, and a lovely Carrot cake.

*NOMS*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:32, Reply)

I'll just have a little bit
of each please. Thanks.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Help yourself
They're on the table. :)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Would love some!
*huggles everybody in the room for slightly too long*

Glad to see us all back together again...how are we all my dears?
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:22, Reply)

VC!
I've missed you (and TGB obviously)!

*enjoys cuddles*
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Obviously
*carries on looking at cottages in the countryside*
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I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:26, Reply)

*grins*
*giggles*

*pretends to go back to work and opens a rightmove page*
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:32, Reply)

*cuddles*
all round - good morning all!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Morning Eddie, how goes it?

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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Morning P_B
Other than a sore head (not hungover, regrettably) it goes well, how's you?

Also: great to see an HSH thread back.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I'm grand
I'm waiting for the minority to start objecting to this.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Is it acceptable to say
"fcuk em"?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Yeah, pretty much.

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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:32, Reply)

morning folks
Only half a day in the office today, yay! I can go home and play protector III until my eyes bleed.
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DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Mmm
Would like half day here...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, Reply)

You are a lucky man
And quite possibly a bounder and a cad.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, Reply)

so what's everybody been up to??
:D I've started rewriting all my notes and stuff for my speech. so... nothing exciting here!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:33, Reply)

which speech VC?
I've been up to "not much". working on some funky maths, but other than that - not much.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:36, Reply)

my english one
the one that I lost when my laptop fluffed it on me.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Today, I shall mostly be doing
Nothing!

Yup nothing at all!

And you know what I've been up to!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:36, Reply)

dok as interesting as your right hand undoubtedly is
I'm not really sure I want to be reminded of that!!

(just kidding - I know you were talking about something different :P)
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:39, Reply)

You'd be surprised
Just what I can do with my right hand!

Bring women to the heights of ecstatic delights, kill, and wipe my own arse. Just not all at the same time.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:51, Reply)

al edit
~~women~~ myself
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Oh
You are a naughty girl!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:48, Reply)

I'm looking for new jobs...
And a new flat in London!!

How goes it with the shiny new laptop?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:37, Reply)

I should
really be looking for a new job, but I can't be arsed at the moment.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Doing this too
College is finishing soon, so I would quite like a job that plays to my skill and where I can still browse B3ta all day. Somehow, not going to happen I feel.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:39, Reply)

probably not poppet.
:P
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Sadly so
I shall enjoy b3ta while I can still play with you lovely people.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Work in a University
It's what I do, and play on here all day!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:43, Reply)

So noted
I would love to work at a university. In my mind (and only in there), I'd get to work and learn.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:45, Reply)

question
what do you actually do at the university??
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Nothing!
They're making me redundant.

Before they did that I did procurement stuff.

I do have the chance of another job here, and that will involve actual work!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Good luck to you!
Hope you get it and stay in work.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:02, Reply)

it's working just fine and dandy petal!
So it'll be easier to catch up. OH. and I'm free all weekend - how's that for freedom to catch up?!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Mine?
Groovy, thanks :)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:41, Reply)

I want a new job
Can I come live with you in london until we get the cottage sorted?
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I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:41, Reply)

You can have my job.
In two months, once I've quit.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:42, Reply)

I don't want anything to do with you

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I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:44, Reply)

That's what you think now,
But when I develop the cure for Cat-AIDS you'll come crawling back.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:47, Reply)

This is news to me...
What you moving onto?
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Going back to uni.

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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Sweet! What you studying?

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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Hopefully, anyway,
But teacher-ing. I'll be the best Biology teacher ever.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:51, Reply)

You could teach them to be ninjas as well
Or... or something. Human biology?

*winks*
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:52, Reply)

That
Would be all of the wrong Piston!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:53, Reply)

I don't know
I've always wanted my own ninja army.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Ninja's Fine
Teaching children "Human Biology" is sooooooo wrong!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:57, Reply)

You could always make amusing puppets...

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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Yeah
But your job isn't in London Kaol is it.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Who, me? Sure - I'm moving out anyway.
:)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Yes.
We'll move Mr Psyche into the spare bedroom.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:51, Reply)

You planning on moving to London?
Shiny.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Not planning on it
but I'm getting fed up of being so far away from all the bashes :p
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I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Come and live with me!!
We can gang up on the males of the household (the dog and the man). It'll be fun.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:52, Reply)

God
That's not an image I wanted at this time of the day. Later, perhaps!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:55, Reply)

you are such a liar
we all know you wanted it Dok.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Well
There are a lot worse things.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:46, Reply)

true true.
you are right.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Hurrah!
Sold :D
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I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Bloody Hell
Over 100 replies already.

It just goes to show that HSH is where it's at!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:46, Reply)

It's hard to keep up with
so many nestled replies though
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I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:49, Reply)

I'm used to it
Like a mini /talk.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Well
woo fucking doo for you
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I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:53, Reply)

All right all right!
Blimey...
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:54, Reply)

hee hee
^^ what she said
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Yeah
Up and down the page is a bit hard to keep up with.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Seems that way, doesn't it?
Who was objecting to them anyways?
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I was
And this is exactly why.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Hmmm...
At least this keeps it all on the one page, and luckily my internet is quick enough to keep up with it.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Well
Woo fucking doo for you
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I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:59, Reply)

I see.

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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Indeed.

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:01, Reply)

A colleague just said I look like Christian Bale
I think he needs new glasses. What do you lot think?
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Yes
You look nothing like Christian Bale, he's much better looking!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:54, Reply)

I'm going to kick you in the clunge for that.

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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:56, Reply)

I remind you
Of the Frikkin Space Lasers^TM!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Steel toe caps.
Beats anything.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Always wear them out
They always win arguements.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Indeed.
Although they have been charmingly nicknamed "Rape boots" by Donkey Gums.

Twat.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Except
With magnets!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Hahaha!
Piston Bale!
Nope. Is he drunk/on drugs?
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:57, Reply)

He does wear glasses.

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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Punch him in the face.

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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:04, Reply)

I imagine it would be an improvement.
He looks like Herr Lipp.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:05, Reply)

Good morning all!
I enjoyed my birthday last night with 8-10 cans of Carlsberg Export and an empty stomach.

As a result I feel a little bit shitty, with a killer headache.

How are you all?
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Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Huggy.
I feel like hugging everything in site.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:07, Reply)

(me too)
I'm all squishy now!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:08, Reply)

*hugs Psyche*
*hugs AA to help with the head*
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Then do it
But make sure you come here and give me some.

I really could do with them just now.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:19, Reply)

*hugs the good Dok*
In a friendly, manly way.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Not hungover
I could do with a beer or three though.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:07, Reply)

typing madly
getting my speech rewritten!
have eaten and have lots of fluffy love to share out.

I'm glad you had a good birthday AA.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Thank you!
:D
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Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:12, Reply)

no problems
Haven't heard from you for a while - everything good your end?
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:16, Reply)

I'm not too bad thank you...
Busy as hell, not good when my head feels like it's caught in a vice!

How about you?
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Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:30, Reply)

about the same!
exams in 11 days.
b3ta is about the only thing keeping me sane at the moment - the inanity and hilarity keeps me from being just a tad hysterical.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:34, Reply)

I can sympathise
Although I didn't have the luxury of b3ta when I was doing my exams.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Well
boo fucking hoo for you
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I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Agnostic Antichrist
Or Alcoholics Anonymous?
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Or the Automobile Association?
Or Angelic Angels?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Or...
Anal Annies?
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Yay
Glad you had a good one!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:19, Reply)

I'm going to have a shower
As the boss is out, so I don't need to pretend to work this morning.

AND I did some work yesterday, so I'm pretty much up to date! Ahhh, day off tomorrow... HSH thread back... 2 months' redundancy... the world is a beautiful place.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:07, Reply)

I suppose it is indeed.

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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:08, Reply)

It's gone a bit quiet
I sent off 4 of my 5 Random Burn CDs yesterday on the way home from work. Got home to find one on my mat!
It had a chewy sweet and a cartoon and a postcard as well. Now I feel guilty for not putting anything extra in with mine.
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The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:38, Reply)

As well you should
Mr bare minimum
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I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Mr Bare Maximum actually
Bow-chicka-wow-wow!
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The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:52, Reply)

*cries*

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I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:57, Reply)

That's an improvement
Normally there's more vomiting.
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The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:58, Reply)

I so want to do this next year.
:( Except I don't think anybody'd want to ship one all the way to aus.

So may have to wait until I get there!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Tee Hee
I thought that said 'anus'
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Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:49, Reply)

yeah
because I like to shove ships up my anus.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Brings a whole new meaning to a ship in a bottle.

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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:08, Reply)

I've shipped things
To Oz before, it's not that expensive really.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Put your name down
and note that because you're in Oz, perhaps the organiser should ask that when people send their address in they should also indicate a willingness or otherwise to send abroad?
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The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:54, Reply)

where do I put my name then?
/losted.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:56, Reply)

When it comes round again
next year. On the calendar.

Or organise your own and stick it on the calendar. No reason we can't have several.

Indeed you have a bonus selling point that by living in a foreign country you're less of a risk to send our addresses to as you can't stalk us. :)
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The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:57, Reply)

ahah
I already have two b3tan's addresses. :P

sounds like fun.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Sounds like fun.
I still need to post mine though. Should be fun, looking forward to see what comes through.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Check out the current one
It's under the 4th May. Plenty of discussion of how it works.
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The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:20, Reply)

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