Oh bugger
I've just realised I still have that spare Blur ticket. I have several options- a birthday present for a mate, perhaps taking an old school friend with me (but who is one of the most emotionally needy people I have ever met), or seeing if anyone from here still wants it. Help!
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:08, Reply)

You could stick it up your arse
instead of buying another dildo

/helpful suggestion
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Wouldn't fit.

( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Shame
bloody wrist bands
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:13, Reply)

too much stuff up there already?

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Ebay it?
and make some cash?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Perhaps.

( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I'm going to see them at Glastonbury,
because I'm going to glastonbury.
GLASTONBURY
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Glastoberry?

( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Are they going to show that video with all those milk carterns?
I love that video.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 21 May 2009, 13:38, Reply)