I've just read through an entire home sweet home thread
and it seems to be full of prophecy:

* I do indeed feel like I just drank a bottle of mouthwash
* Pixels on the screen cause a lot of arguments, many of which are completely unintelligible.

Unfortunately, it didn't predict any specific arguments and it was about as offensive as one of my gran's christmas jumpers. So no clues here.

At risk(*) of earning myself a kicking too: What the fuck is everyone so upset about? And more to the point, why does it matter?

* because I honestly care...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:20, Reply)

I have no idea
All I saw was people chatting. Not much else than that, really.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:21, Reply)

As a new bod who doesn't know what is going on.
I feel like I am watching 'Lost' and that the 'others' are near.

Is it still May 2009?
(DrTugnutcracker Robs and beats annoying lispers, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:24, Reply)

If you don't know then I really can't be bothered to tell you

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I just read your answer to this weeks /qotw
shameless.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:25, Reply)

What you mean you think it's true?
99% of QOTW stories are LIES. I thought you'd know that.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:28, Reply)

girl online mentioning their underwear,
it'll become one of those threads where the mouth breathers say things like "you can wear them for me, LOL" while they paw at the screen with their sweaty hands.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:30, Reply)

I know how I could win this week, but don't want to take the glory away from wormulus

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:32, Reply)

He would be devastated,
(do it)
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I'll wait and see if he posts a worthy story yet

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:34, Reply)

where's your competative edge?
you must win QOTW at all costs.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:36, Reply)

I edited my post

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:38, Reply)

ha ha
you hussy.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Haha, made you click

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:53, Reply)

maybe,
I bet you'll just take a picture of your drawer.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Pfft, where would the fun in that be?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:06, Reply)

I'm sure there's some furniture fetishists on here.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I have no desire to pander to their freakish whims

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I really hope you win now,
just to see if you'll bottle it or not.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)

I'm no bottler

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:32, Reply)

The trouble with Wormulus is....
He's no Wormulus.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 21 May 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Well, as far as I can see
three reasons Piston might have pissed you off:

1. He used a capital 't' on 'tourettes' by mistake. I guess you're good friends.
2. He mentioned many times he's been on /talk a lot. I don't know about everyone else, but I've been desperately jealous.
3. There was a lot of talk about HSH making a come back and the reasons why it disappeared, and your guilty conscience has misinterpreted this as a serious dig.

I fully expect a well reasoned and carefully thought out, "Fuck off, cuntbag" as a reply...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Wish I could tell you.
Not entirely sure.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 21 May 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I'm
also confused as to what went on
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Ditto
I've trawled all areas of the thread like some sad detective and I STILL can't see the offensive bit. Are we just too foolish to understand?!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:07, Reply)

I just don't know, MrOli, I just don't.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 21 May 2009, 13:40, Reply)