OK Kids - Select my destiny
Tuesday - Had to have my beloved kitty put to sleep.

Wednesday - Sister's house burgled. Our late Mum's jewellery stolen, amongst other things.

Thursday - My day of relaxation watching cricket washed out at waterlogged Headingley.

Friday - Your choice. Insert unhappy option as you see fit.
(The 12 Disappointing days of Xmas The big fool says to push on, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Get to play with my local job centre and the fuckwits that inhabit it?
sorry
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:05, Reply)

Friday is a new day
and is therefore what you make of it.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:09, Reply)

It's true
but you sound like Spak
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Yeah..
Just share some info that no-one needs to know and you'll be made! :)
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Like the fact that he can't precum?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Sort of like that, yeah.

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:30, Reply)

I knew it was terribly trite when I posted it
but I couldn't think of anything funny or inspiring to say.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 22 May 2009, 7:19, Reply)

friday is the end of the week
so you've already got something good to look forward to
(ppd, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:11, Reply)

and
buy a new cat in memory of your beloved kitty
(ppd, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Friday- Surprise bumming!

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:13, Reply)

HA!
"Surprise!"
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Indeed! SURPRISE!!
*bums*
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Oh my!
That is keen!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Friday:
You run out of coco pops. The corner shop has no milk. So you have toast and bovril instead. The day unfolds.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:24, Reply)

OMG that's just so harsh it's beyond comprehension

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Yeah?
Well don't even get me started on slow internet connections and minor delays on the Central Line between Leytonstone and South Woodford.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:28, Reply)

The connection we have at college is pitiful
Thankfully we have four proper lessons tomorrow instead of the usual 3 and then a piss around session where we can do work on other work. I usually check out b3ta in that session and it's sooooo slow starting up.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:30, Reply)

OMFG
That's like well shitty.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I KNOW, it's like Oh ffs, why do we even bother?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:32, Reply)

I should add...
That whilst sitting in Headingley West Stand this afternoon waiting for no cricket to happen I got badly sunburned and my face currently stings like you don't know what.
(The 12 Disappointing days of Xmas The big fool says to push on, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Cover your foot in honey and stand on a wasps nest
transference of pain is a mighty thing
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Tomorrow
You shall be fluffed to death by us and the presence of another HSH thread.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Which may actually manage to stay on the main page all day instead of sinking into the abyss
as I wont be here to knock it down ,)
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Thank heavens for small blessings, eh?

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:03, Reply)

May your Friday be filled with pestilance and may all your children have very small dicks
and that includes the girls
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Eeeeexcellent

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:09, Reply)

You meet me
in my lucky blue coat?
(Halfy Will do what you tell me, if asked nicely, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Crikey
Sucks to be you.



Friday: Win Euro Millions.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:22, Reply)