I am a mong
Some information I need to complete a project appraisal has finally come through.

I have just gone through the paperwork to check completeness, and finished writing the appraisal... then closed it down without saving the changes first.

Mingeflaps.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:17, Reply)

silly sausage

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Sure am
It's an age thing, y' know.

And possibly the truckload of ale I consumed last night.

Not so stupid that I didn't print it off first, but I still have to retype the fucker.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:21, Reply)

OCR!

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:34, Reply)

You're clearly too excited about wallpapering DiT in that there London

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:23, Reply)

You may be right
I hope I remember to bring a large piece of cardboard, some overalls and a helicopter for the occasion.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Don't forget
the Solvite (is that what it was called? I forget)
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Don't need any Solvite
Do we al?
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Oh!
Pass the mindbleach, eh?
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:36, Reply)

Don't worry
geordie jizz doubles up as mind bleach too. You just need to get it in your ear.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:41, Reply)

This is the only evidence that remains of a vector image I spend quite a long time making


The file became corrupted
I checked the backup file
It too had become corrupted.

I was not happy, not happy at all.

This was the catalyst for the purchase of my current computer though.
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:38, Reply)

What does she have attached to her neck?

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Besides the other bird of course.
Also, why would you do this? Why not just look on the internet if you want porn?
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:41, Reply)

it was a present for his mother.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

It was for a vinyl cut art project.

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:58, Reply)

\Points.
Haa-ha!

\runs.
(DrTugnutcracker Danger Wanked 13.35-38 15/12/09, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:57, Reply)