Just seen a very astute comment on fmylife
the difference between a man being a stud and a woman a slut

"That's because guys are bragging about how much they've earned, whereas girls would be bragging about how much they've given away. It's different. Pirates would be famous for finding tons of treasure; not by having their treasure found by everybody else"
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Hmmmmm......
I have to disagree. Sweeping gender-based generalisations really fuck me off, truth be told. This maybe linked to my ongoing child access problems but the old 'men are cunts, women are lovely' shit is
a) complete and utter bollocks and
b) rampant 'affirmative action' sexism that helps no-one.

Harrumph.
(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:32, Reply)

sweeping generalisations in general are shit
I get where you are coming from about the men = cunts, women = lovely thing

in my experience everyone = cunts

however, it is also true (in my experience) that it's a lot easier for a woman to go out and get some than a man. The women is usually in the driving seat if you know what I mean.
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Oh I don't know
I've never had any trouble....

Just realised that I've just confirmed everthing I just refuted about your post.

*is a complicated man, and no-one understands me but my woman*
(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:42, Reply)

you stud ;-)
I understand you Monty, only too well.

I have deep understanding ;-)
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Right on, Shaft
.
(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:44, Reply)

It seems to me that it goes around in circles.
Every [however amount of time], it seems to switch between who is the 'victim' and who is the '[whatever]'.

At the end of the day, it's a case-by-case thing, and I think you'll always choose the side of your friends or family.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)

This post is retarded on so many levels that isn't really worth me mocking you.
post it on /talk, It'll be hilarious
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:36, Reply)

I can rarely be bothered to post on /talk
doesn't get me enough attention ;-)
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:37, Reply)

I can never make much sense of /talk
Although I suspect there's little sense to be made of it. I feel like a deaf man trying to follow a conversation in a busy pub. Better to give up and concentrate on drinking.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Does anyone consider a woman who has sex a slut any more?

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:46, Reply)

god offtopic is pissing me off today,

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Then post something interesting and fun
(Not a personal dig, just a constructive suggestion)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:08, Reply)

not really
just thought it was an interesting take on it

re your other comment: why not fuck off then? or say something interesting
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:54, Reply)

*ROWRL*
Down boy!
( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:56, Reply)

That's more like it,
I just want a bit more "edge"
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:58, Reply)

it has been rather mundane
I'm feeling pretty apathetic today though, so need stimulus.

couldn't even muster much venom when suggesting you fuck off...
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I thought
it was short and sharp - 6/10.
( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:04, Reply)

When I really really want to tell someone to fuck off, I do a pesudo-ben-kingsly-in-sexy-beast quote. It shocks almost every time, esspeicaly coming from me.
*Completely calm voice*
What? Cunt. What's that? Cunt. What did you say? What the fuck did you say? Are you trying to mug me off? Who do you think you are? Fucking cunt, fucking this, fucking that. Who do you think you are? Who do you think you're speaking to? No, wait, let me finish, who do you think you are? Cock of the walk, king of the castle? I'm the only the dirty rascle. No, shut up, I'm speaking. You'll get your turn. You'll get your turn all right. I'll let you have your turn, if you don't mind me stubbing out my ciggerete on your eyeball. Would you like that? It's no problem. Just say the word, one word, it's all yours, my ciggerette in your eyeball, then you'll get the turn, cunt. I'm finished speaking now, you may now talk. Talk all you wish. No, wait, I need to prepair myself, hold your horses....*light up fag*.... *wave a 'continue' sign *
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Wow, you're so cool and manly, I wish I was cool and manly like you.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I think it's interesting as to why a 'slut' is looked down upon in the first place.
I think it's important to sepporate those who sleep with lots of people for different reasons, 'money/gifts', 'acceptance', 'personal satisfaction' (etc).

And also to establish who really has the power there, which is ovbously different on a case-by-case.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:57, Reply)

careful gonz
you're using a lot of punctuation there. bit too serious for a friday afternoon
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Yes, but
'sepporate'?
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:02, Reply)

He can't spell for shit.
That's part of the charm.
I have no idea if it's intentional or not.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)

he's disslexsick

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Me too, and I'm a raging insomniac.
Was awake all last night wondering if there was a dog.

Wow, what a terrific audience...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Gonz walks into a bra.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

He's just about the only person that gets away with it around here.
Which is testament to the man himself.
( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

What was that, sorry?
I just heard mumbling. Must be the balls you're sucking.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

I have no idea.
More coffee.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

It's no secret Gonz rocks.
It's probably a secret I suck his balls, though.
( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)

It's ok,
I won't tell anyone.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I kindly and respectfully ask you to ceast and decist your incestant bullying of my legally registard metal condition forthwritely.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Hey, look, the spakky retard's getting all bitey.
Lets steal his lunch money and wedgie him :-D
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I will fucking MAIM anyone who hurts Gonzo.

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Why would someone do that to me?
What could they possibly hope to achieve by performing such devious acts upon my person?

This is a TERRIBLE state of affairs.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Bullying, Gonzo!
Bullying :(
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Oh no,
no no no.

Guilt tripped out of bullying.

Now THAT'S not playing fair...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

It was rather a low blow,
but Gonzo is quite small.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:27, Reply)

*Licks face and cowers behind your leg*

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)

*pats Gonzo*
Good boy.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)

*Brushes head up against you*

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:50, Reply)

I can see this all going wrong...
*Unflaps deckchair*
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:07, Reply)

It's Ok, I didn't run it through the spell check.
=)
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)