Ridiculous question of the day time
What is the strangest thing you have seen (not on TV/Video/Internet, but in person)

I once saw a large gorilla pleasuring herself in Berlin Zoo - all the time making eyes at the weird guy who was filming it with his video camera.
(flesh made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I've been to bashes

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:07, Reply)

A blindman walking in to a lamp post
Honestly!!!

There were 3 of us sat in a car at the traffic lights. We all knew what was coming but none of us spoke - we just watched

Then laughed!
Then tootled off to watch Linkin Park (September 2001 - Manchester Apollo)
We didn't laugh
It was shit.
They still are shit.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:10, Reply)

wellgroomedwookiee in a good mood
I was afeared.
Fortunately it never happened again.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Fuck you.

(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:20, Reply)

*feels happy on familiar ground*

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:31, Reply)

*feels clendrix on familiar ground*

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:33, Reply)

*feels something familiar*

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Reminds me of my honeymoon

(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:20, Reply)

ym

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Naked old women sunbathing.
It was very traumatic.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Fri 22 May 2009, 15:30, Reply)

imagine how they felt

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I bet they felt pretty good
*rubs hands on thighs*
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:38, Reply)

This...
www.headington.org.uk/shark/
( Agnostic Antichristmas why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I used to love walking past that
Everyone who came to see me would get taken to the shark!
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Not the strangest but made me laugh...
Was a dog having a shit.

Not unusual in itself, but the sight of the elderly owner crouching behind and attempting to catch the fresh evacuations of an overweight golden retriever in a Tesco carrier bag made me laugh so much I nearly ran the pair of them over
(TheMattInAHat MMMMmmmmnnnngggghhhhh, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Prollly,
1991, King Khalid International Airport, Riyadh - KSA.

The air alarm has gone off; there's a Scud inbound from Iraq. , sayeth the relevant part of the Edanatomy.

I'm outside of the building, in the car park for the airport for some reason (can't remember why; think I may have been on guard duty). We've all jumped into our noddy suits, put on our respirators, got our rifles / submachine guns and helmets on expecting to become victims of Saddam such as the villagers in Hallabjah (if you're of a nervous disposition do NOT follow this link jcdurbant.blog.lemonde.fr/files/gassed_kurds_3.thumbnail.jpg).

Just then a Saudi gentleman, in dishdasha, gutra and thobe walks past me on the way to his car and gently, softly says "Salaam", with a smile.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:45, Reply)

A pair of legs hanging out of the trunk of a moving car.

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:47, Reply)

The strangest thing I've ever seen?
A chav sprint across a busy road in order to head-but the window of the bus I was on as hard as possible, then sprint back.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:55, Reply)

What did you do to provoke him?
Or was he just a general mental?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Tis a chav
Do you need any more explaination?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:03, Reply)

apologies
i hadnt read that point.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:04, Reply)

No provocation at all on our part.
I'd go with mental.
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:08, Reply)

fair enough
:¬
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Snoop Dog coming off the plane my mum was on
A whole bunch of people were clamouring around him and I'm all "ah, probably someone famous".
Then mum comes off the plane and we hug and go outside. She asks who the guy was and I said I didn't know. And a voice booms next to us "I'm Snoop Dog" and my mum said "pleased to meet you, Mr. Dog".
I did a little wee.
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:20, Reply)