This story
made me smile
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1081355/The-100-000-white-wedding-16-year-old-girl-lives-caravan.html

Apologies for the Daily Heil link, but the second photo really is great.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:41, Reply)

I bet she has
an even bigger vag than me.

What's most shocking about that story is that her parents are still together after 17 years
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Have you seen the size of the mum's norks?
Her dad is clearly a man of simple tastes.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Christ all fucking mighty.
/ac
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:46, Reply)

I'll /ac you in a minute if you don't hurry up and come home.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Bloody hell
As soon as I saw the URl address I had an idea of what the photo's would look like... glad not to be disappointed!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Would it be inappropriate to say FSF?
the daily hate is a shiterag at the best of times but plundering "Closer" magazine for a story? Puh-leeze.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I've seen this before.
Complete and utter madness.

These people spend thousands of pounds on utterly chavtastic weddings for their daughters. The female guests all try to outdo each other with their stripper wedding outfits and this includes the very young girls.
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Have you ever seen
My Super Sweet Sixteen?

OMFG.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Sorry to point out stereotypes
But 'traveller family' and 'lays driveways'...
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:50, Reply)

No!
you don't mean to substitute the words in your description for:

"lying theiving chavvy c_nts"


do you?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:52, Reply)

I wouldn't possibly cast such dispersions

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Edmund!
You swore!
/shocked
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Sorry
/shames

(I swore a lot more on Saturday when the mighty Inverness Caley Thistle were relegated)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:05, Reply)

Oh dear.
But what would the highs be without the lows?

*assumes there are some highs for Inverness Caley*
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:09, Reply)

There were in the dim and distant past
just not this season, and we had Terry Butcher (w@nker) as our coach.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Terry Butcher!
I didn't know that. Is he still bleeding?
Or just bleeding crap?
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:15, Reply)

^^^^
Hehehehe

Don't worry though Edmund. ICT have been replaced by the mighty, mighty Saints. Yeeeeeeesssssss.

Fa'kirk should have gone down
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Not talking to you ;)
You'll be back next year ... and you're right, Falkirk should've gone down. I think it's anti-teuchterism these people from the central belt don't want to travel up the A9!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Bleeding crap
but he's probably best not to show face around the Eastgate centre ... :(
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:20, Reply)

haha

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:26, Reply)

He makes his living laying driveways
I think that's a lie, I think he makes his living ripping off pensioners by laying shitty bits of tarmac that he nicked off a building site.

Is that a horrific stereotype? Because how the fuck else did he save up £100,000 pounds.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:53, Reply)

That thought did cross my mind
And his daughter's a minger.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:58, Reply)

"How easy it is to mock people who are different to you,"
says Adrian from Nova Scotia.

Yes Adrian - I don't agree with your use of grammar, but the principle is correct.
Welcome to b3ta.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Hello!

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Hello!

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Hello!

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:01, Reply)

HELLO
I don't think he can hear me...
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Hello!

Ssh, don't tell her but I can hear her fine, I'm just pretending
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Hello!
(is there an echo here?)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Hello?
Hello?

Oh FFS, sorry Clendrix, there's someone else on the line. I'll call you back.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Are you holding a conversation in TGB's vag?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:11, Reply)

YES!
I fucking love this meme.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:11, Reply)

And it's all mine ;)

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Can you water
the plans whilst you're there, recent heatwave has left them a bit droopy
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:12, Reply)

I'll water your plans anytime baby.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Damn missing T
But thanks ;)
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:14, Reply)

You mean
that we can't bring fluid to your plans?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:20, Reply)

plans or glans
I'm missing tea at the moment.
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Well
there's enough room to set up a tea room in there.
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Just so long as there's no cheesy biscuits
:O
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Dear lord...

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Hello!
Oh what a shame - I had some cake and an interesting place to put it
*wanders off*
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Don't go!
It was just getting interesting.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Hello?

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Hej?
Vem er han den här?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Bloody Hell!!!
Don't know what to say about this.

Nice tits?

Seems like I'm in the wrong line of work mind. Maybe I'll move into a caravan and start laying driveways for a living...

And did any one else notice: "Guest Victoria Docherty, 23, who wore a £700 hotpants and bra outfit..."

How the fuck can a bra and hotpants cost £700???
(TheMattInAHat MMMMmmmmnnnngggghhhhh, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:02, Reply)

I find this story faaaaaar more chilling
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1187206/Angelina-Jolie-chows-chocolate-cake-set-new-flick.html

A beautiful woman, eating CAKE. Heavens no.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:12, Reply)

What I wouldn't give to be that piece of cake.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Oh!
Hello you slag.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Well hello!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:20, Reply)

I say, is it that young raffish Slip Digby flaunting his sexy ways round here again?
HEEEEELLLLOOOO
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:21, Reply)

HELLLOOOOO!
He rather is, you know. Is that delectably scrummy young slice of ladyness beckyletters keeping the rest of the unwashed masses in check this fine day?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:30, Reply)

I am today the great unwashed
for I simply cannot be buggered to get dressed this morning. /dolescum
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:32, Reply)

A NUDEY GIRL ONLINE??
I rather suspect you mean that you're still in your pyjamas. This is a point that is causing me to experience an extreme bout of jealously.

I hope that the job hunt is going well, though. :)
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:35, Reply)

pyjamas...erm yes of course I am
Waiting to hear back on a job today, but getting bored of waiting.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Phwoar!
*disengage "The Sun Editorial" mode*

Good luck! :) *crosses everything!*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:43, Reply)

How are you, you sexy thang?

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Most good, thank you, most good.
And how are you, you devilishly attractive young whippersnapper?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Full of the joys of spring!
:)
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Cold and Wet?

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:44, Reply)

*grins*
Yes, that's right.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:49, Reply)

As soon as I noticed she has handcuffs on
I stopped reading the article.

I'd give her a 'post-cake glow'!
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:16, Reply)

you're such a charming lovely fellow
it's why we loves you.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

didn't you get the memo?
we're hating Lab this week
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:48, Reply)

DOWN WIV LABIA!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51, Reply)

I don't hate him.
I don't hate anybody. I'm too fluffy to hate people.

I do intensely dislike some people though.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Hello!

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:55, Reply)

haha

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:00, Reply)

How was your bank holiday?

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Let's just say...
it was one of the best I've had in a looooooong fucking time :)
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Wooo!
Sounds good. I hung a picture. And I dug a big hole. And I did some weeding. And I drank some pimms. And I ate some steak.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Hanging pictures and digging holes are always high on the list of win
steak however...well it's a bit average really.

Would kill for Jaffa cakes right now
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Hurrah!
We fucking rock.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Not as hard as we're going too in a few weeks
we're going to rock so hard I'm concerned I may need to reinforce my foundations.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Yay!

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:25, Reply)

hello
How goes it al?
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:05, Reply)

It goes well
I'm going to get a bollocking this afternoon at work, but at least I can stay in the UK as long as I want.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:12, Reply)

OMIGOD

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Yes, I went there.

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:16, Reply)

O no u didn't

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Uh Huh!
*moves head sideways*

*gesticulates with a single finger to emphasise the point*
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:20, Reply)

BITCH, YOU AIN'T MY BABY'S DADDY!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:22, Reply)

eh. Not getting a rise Al.
It's you. I don't really care - mainly cos I'm not going there to see you! :)
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:22, Reply)

But if you want to see the rest of us, you'll have to see him too
and be nice to him or I'll accuse you of internet bullying and hit you. Hard.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Terrible bullying

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:25, Reply)

I'm nice to everybody :)
it's just varying degrees of niceness is all.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:28, Reply)

pfft
you're mean to my friend. I no like you.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Leave it becky
she ain't worth it girlfriend.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:31, Reply)

how am I mean by being ...
politely and truthfully courteous?
*confused*
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:32, Reply)

It's like /talk
Some people just don't know when people are being nice.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Sure, only she isn't.

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I'm sensing a considerable amount
of people getting upset at the internet. Are you?
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:41, Reply)

wobbles

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I'm not upset
or being mean. Just slightly confused.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Help help, I'm being opressed!

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Oh are we?
no one sent me the memo
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Sorry...
who are you?
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:55, Reply)

No one

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:00, Reply)

No one
but no one in sexy pants.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:01, Reply)

A fabulous no one

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Not as fabulous as some
but more fabulous than most :)
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:06, Reply)

That's my girl!
:)
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Not currently wearing pants
it's too hot
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I like your style

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:12, Reply)

And that's called
Freeballin'
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:13, Reply)

I doubt it, for I'm a laaaaaydey

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Always with the sexism
Call it freeflappin' then.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Eugh
that sounds like all kinds of wrong
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Now
I like your style.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Horrid boys

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:24, Reply)

*sings*
Cuz I'm freeeeeee!
Free flah-aah-pin'!
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:27, Reply)

She's a good girl!
Loves her mimsy,
loves Jesus, and his lovely hair.

She's a good girl,
crazy 'bout sex toys,
She loves horses, and her boyfriend too!
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Same here
I thought we were hating fish paste?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56, Reply)

I think that's a given.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Paranoia...tingling...
I would be honoured that you've devoted an entire week to hating me.

But I'm too busy crying from my penis
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:59, Reply)

My penis doesn't do that crying thing.
Am I normal?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Of course you're not.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Clears throat
duh
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Coming from you, that's rich.
;)
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Normal? No
But you're not alone in your plight, there are others like you. They will welcome you with a warm embrace.

Just stay away from me, freaky-cock!
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)

I wouldn't call it devotion
it's more like a general, low-grade, background hatred

the sort that is emitted by igneous rocks
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:26, Reply)