Team Beard... ACTIVATE!
Facial Furniture World Championships

If you were a style of Body Topiary, what style would you be?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:39, Reply)

A fabulous twirly one
that I could twirl with my fingers and say Hmmm...and Harumph a lot
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:47, Reply)

You've already got that though?
Oh, you're talking about facial hair, not minge flaps.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Cuz I'm freeeeeeeeee!

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Freeeeee-flaaaaaaapin'

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I heartily congratulate you both for this
*salutes*
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:56, Reply)

*basks in the glow of a job well done*

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:17, Reply)

job mimsy
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:21, Reply)

My minge flaps are extraordinarily fabulous
much like the rest of me
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:55, Reply)

You know the rule
...
( K2k6 has been using boiling nitric acid, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:02, Reply)

It's not enough that you're getting a picture on Thursday?
greedy
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Actually, you're right
Sorry.

If your pants are sheer enough, we'll be able to judge the accuracy of your claim above.

(I mistyped 'claim' just now, and wrote 'clam' instead, which would have meant the same!)
( K2k6 has been using boiling nitric acid, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Either way, that sounds all kinds of wrong K2k6, so no

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Hmm, I am being particularly perverted today
Even more so than usual. Don't know why.
( K2k6 has been using boiling nitric acid, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:18, Reply)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Does it have to be facial hair?
I'd quite like to be represented by the Brazilian minge style.
( K2k6 has been using boiling nitric acid, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:01, Reply)

look at this one
news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=147524719&imageindex=3

that's the dream right there.
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:57, Reply)

That bounder in the background has gone for form over function
and I bloody love it. You could hide a family of birds in there.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:59, Reply)

I've always wanted a beard big enough to put a clock in
one day I'll do it
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:01, Reply)

l
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Full of win
www.worldbeardchampionships.com/elmar.html

remarkable
(Bonzodog29 Life dont talk to me about life..., Tue 26 May 2009, 16:11, Reply)

EPIC

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:15, Reply)

That
is one of the most brilliant things I've seen.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:56, Reply)

( mictoboy, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:04, Reply)

I say, what!
Rather!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:08, Reply)