Time to vent?
Using the relative anonymity of the interwebs, what would you like to say to someone that you can't bring yourself to say IRL?

Let it all out...
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Deb, I hope your illness is more serious than it sounds.
( HypnagogicMyoclonicTwitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:13, Reply)

haha!
Bitter and twisted?
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:19, Reply)

She is my boss and she is a lunatic. I dont wish death upon her, but something that made her unable to return to work would be good.

YOU FUCKING LISTENING THIS TIME GOD?
( HypnagogicMyoclonicTwitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:20, Reply)

John Cleese in the Germans
Oh in the hospital? Nothing too trivial, I hope.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:28, Reply)

My Mum.
I love you because you are my mum but I really do not like you in the slightest you manipulative, self-centred shitehawk.

And the kids take the piss out of you.

There - that feels better.
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Wed 27 May 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Hmmm... I actually like my mum... but...
Dear mum,

You're my third favourite lady ever.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Haha!
I thought you were talking about my mum.
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Wed 27 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)

She's number two.

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Agreed.
I have often said she is a 'number two' mother.
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Wed 27 May 2009, 10:29, Reply)

I call her number 2
but that because of the sort of videos I've seen of her in.
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Do you mean...
...sequels such as Terminator 2 and Godfather 2 or more along the lines of German dirty-plop films?

I only ask as she has appeared in both.
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Wed 27 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

I even believe
there is a crossover epic of all 3.
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Gottplopper 2?
.
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Wed 27 May 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Dirty Ploppen 2

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Dear Chris - (my manager)
You are quite frankly an utter cunt. You don't treat anybody with respect, and if you have a point to make - you don't ever make it in a nice way. You are a bully and a thug and I'm glad to see the back of you. Go on. Fuck off.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:14, Reply)

G
I love you today, more than I loved you the first time I said it (at Il Colosseo, over pasta and white wine) and I regret every taint that was caused to our relationship by my desire to bend over backwards to please which in turn was a direct consequence of my now-under treatment mental health condition.

For the ocean of tears that I have cried in these last two years, the pain has been alleviated by the memory of your smile and your turning to me on Sri Lankan on the way to the Maldives to say that you'd always dreamt of being there.

Every time I have been kicked by your coterie when I've been down, for every defamatory statement, for every libel and for every single lie and deception that you have been party to including the BAFTA-winning portrayal of the victim - I have let all of these pass over me as the actions of you in clearing your mind and your heart; your place in mine remains, my memory of you in the orchid nursery, or sitting on the verandah watching the sharks below.

If you were to ask what I want back - it's really, really simple: it's the opportunity to say the things that I didn't say, the return to the way we were before, but better.

You never knew this, but I used to wake in the night occasionally to turn the radio off and I'd see you there sleeping next to me in the pale light shining through our bedroom window and my heart would be so full of love for you and for what we were building (despites its flaws) that it took all my self-control to not wake you and tell you this. You may have dreamt some nights of having your left shoulder caressed and kissed? That's because I was there - doing just that.

Even when I didn't wake in the night, knowing you were there provided me with the bravery and the courage to continue. Believing that even my oblique references were sufficient also comforted me - albeit a false sense of security.

We had a very special love, and a love that feels as real today as it did then. Every day I would wake next to you or wake with you in my mind, I fell in love again like the first time. The refreshing of that position felt like taking a warm shower in you.

Today is day 732 and my count of the days will continue for as long as it takes for your return and my only comfort until that time is knowing that one day I won't have to worry about my habit of breathing in and out any more.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:15, Reply)

I like pasta

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Heh

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:22, Reply)

that's as far as I got.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:23, Reply)

I've read it now
"taking a warm shower in you"

ewwwww
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Actually, me too.

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Man the fuck up
had to be done
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Thanks
:p - at least I'm being honest.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:21, Reply)

True
I'd have a good rant but it's about someone on here and then they'll read it and then ask loads of questions and that seems like way too much effort.

Instead I'll bitch about all the people that post shit about their fucking cats. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR CAT.
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)

You should. My cat speaks highly of you.
( HypnagogicMyoclonicTwitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Ooh ooh is it me is it me?
*bounces*
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:27, Reply)

No
I have nothing to say to you at all. Not after that night *cries*
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I told you
I SLIPPED!
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:30, Reply)

But
My cats love you, and they don't even know you.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:30, Reply)

I'd put your cats in the
washing machine and then dry them off in the microwave
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:31, Reply)

My cat pumpkin
used to like sleeping in the microwave whenever we left the door open.
true story.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Thanks
They can do with a wash.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:13, Reply)

TGB check my sig, you'll love it sooooooooooo much

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:38, Reply)

It's not loading
So instead I poured bleach into my eyes which was a much more enjoyable experiance than watching anything to do with cats.
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:52, Reply)

You'd like mine
he's huge and awesome
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I'm massively allergic to cats
I only like cats if they act like dogs.
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Well he follows me around, comes when he's called and rolls on his back for belly rubs
dog like enough?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Yep...
...I imagined cuntyballs Hugh Grant making that speech in some dreadful Richard Curtis film.

Or Tom 'Not Gay' Cruise.
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Wed 27 May 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I can
insert the word "gosh" and put on a floppy haired wig if it helps?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)

That would be great...
...and then leave her to get a blow job from a crack-whore.
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Wed 27 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

I'd rather not.
If G comes back, it's for good.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:44, Reply)

You mean...
...you will keep her in the freezer?
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Wed 27 May 2009, 10:49, Reply)

No
I'll desist from recklessly being a cunt
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Ladies..
..like that sort of thing. (Not being a reckless cunt that is.)
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Yeah
they like being kept in the freezer a lot less.
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:14, Reply)

having said that...
...they do stop complaining after you shut the lid.
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:24, Reply)

If
I could get Richard Curtis to make it that'd help.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:28, Reply)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
That is all.

My my that's cathartic :)
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Who, me?
**angelic**
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:22, Reply)

chillax

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:23, Reply)

No, shant.

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:24, Reply)

CAN EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN?

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)

No, I'm angry. Online.

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:26, Reply)

angry because of something online or offline?

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Both
I have the ability to be irritated by several things at once.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:30, Reply)

that's multitasking for you,
you can be jealous of me going to Glastonbury too if you want
www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/news/2009-line-up-revealed
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:32, Reply)

No thanks
been before many times and wouldn't bother going again. Not for that line up anyway
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:33, Reply)

East 17 are playing
and it's not about the lineup
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I used to have them coming into the off license I worked at
and they played the may ball when I was at uni. I really don't think I'm missing out.

Firm handshakes
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:34, Reply)

That's some top celeb spotting right there.
Can you make the bash on the 30th?
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Maybe, I haven't decided yet

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

you better
or else...
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Ooh, scared now
No like really
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:41, Reply)

you should be,
I'm a real internet hardman.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:42, Reply)

But this is a real life event we're talking about
with /talk people and everything. Not so hard now are you?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I've been training in karate
and I'll drive through the walls in a certain japanese car.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:45, Reply)

HONDA ACCORD JUSTICE

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Multitasking
Wowsers.

Edit: get out of my head mental chocolate!
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:32, Reply)

for fuck's sake man
not only are you incredibly dull, but you have the most annoying voice I've ever heard.

no one gives a shit about what your son is doing, and you look like a complete penis in your white denim jacket and with your stupid fucking haircut.



god, I'd love to say that to him....
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Who?
Your Dad?
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Wed 27 May 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Why oh why
Did you not say something?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:24, Reply)

because they're spineless cunts.
that's why.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Not really
It's just a disapointe4d way.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:36, Reply)

In general I like men and think they are ace but ............................
FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!


ARRRGGHHHHHHHHH!


*shakes head*
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Women are strange cattle indeed, I assure you.
( HypnagogicMyoclonicTwitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I concur
(about both messages actually)
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Who?
?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Just a couple of guys from my dim and distant past.
.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Spit Roast?
From the same occasion or were the 'couple of guys' separate incidents?
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Wed 27 May 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Ew!
Purleeeease!
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Hey...
...you still did not answer the question!
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Wed 27 May 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Britain's Got Talent
Enough al-fucking-ready! Do we really need ninety minutes a day of text vote television that helps make some arrogant twat rich and pay for yet more substandard television?

That not enough for you?

We've got hours and hours of Big Brother, followed by Celebrity Dancing on Ice in the Jungle and some sort of Ice related endless reality TV on BBC - the last bastian of intelligent programming left after National Geographic.

The world would be a much better place if the brains of everyone involved in the deluge of shit that is reality television spontaneously imploded.

You cunts.

That is all.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Terry Wogan this morning
said it should be called Britain's Got Freaks
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Would your world not be better if you changed the channel once in a while
or heaven forbid, switched it off and did something else?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I'm outvoted three to one
It's a televisual democracy in our house, so I'm consigned to post ranty messages on teh interweb instead.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Make it a Dictatorship
With you being Dick ;)
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:38, Reply)

MTFU
And assert your dominance within the household!
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Um.
It makes me realy angry that you tried to kill yourself.
(Fredz should learn to walk before he crawls, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:30, Reply)

fuck that's a bit grim.
by "tried" I assume whoever it was failed and is semi or hopefully completely okay now? Or at least in therapy?
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Yep. Therapy.
They're fine (ish) now. It's just, you know, you can't realy tell someone with that kind of thing going on that you're fucking angry at em! Might not be amazingly tactful. Hrm. Trying to think up a more comedic reply.
(Fredz should learn to walk before he crawls, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:43, Reply)

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Slugs
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Surely you are man enough to say that to them directly? Or is it a language issue?
( HypnagogicMyoclonicTwitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I'm using ever method of communication possible
on the chance that one of them gets through.

I just discovered slug trails all over my bag...
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Surely closing the door
after even 5 minutes of it being open is enough to thwart their advances?
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

there are quite a lot of holes in my house
where pipes come and go from the kitchen, or used to at least, and I haven't got round to filling them yet.
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Salt fucks them
( HypnagogicMyoclonicTwitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Apparently if you can find where they're coming from
Like a windowledge, and tape a length of copper wire so they'd have to cross it to come in, they won't cross it. Not sure why. Also, beer traps.
(Fredz should learn to walk before he crawls, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Solution. (honestly)
Get tin cans and put a bit of beer in the bottom and place around outskirts of house.

Slug smells beer, climbs up edge, falls in, drowns in a drunken stupor.

Win.

(High volume ale works best.)
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Wed 27 May 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Sometimes I wish you'd had an abortion
It would make my heartache be a little less ;0(
(SpikeyPickleLovesSanta4EVA wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:33, Reply)

ha ha
christ
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:37, Reply)

S
Please, for fucks sake, stop eating in the office with your mouth open and while on the phone to customers. Not only is it incredibly rude to them, but every time I hear your rubbery lips smack shut then open and see semi-masticated out of the corner of my eye, I want to vomit.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:34, Reply)

We've got a knobjockey at work who clears his throat all day. In the best passive-aggressive manner I left a couple of packs of throat lozenges on his desk once but he still does it. Now I want them back as they were expensive ones and one day I might have a sore throat.
( HypnagogicMyoclonicTwitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Do some fucking work, you egotistical cunts.
You bitch and moan about the pressures and stress of work, yet you spend half the day gassing to each other, watching YouTube vids and playing games.

A few months back you were all bitching about how management kept piling on the work, but when I brought the issue out in a meeting you all sat and stared at your shoes. I am now removing your right to moan about work, you spineless workshy fuckholes.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:37, Reply)

thought you were talking about us!
you'd be right but still....
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

I kept the first bit deliberately vague ;)
But no, it's not about b3tans.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

HOW DARE YOU? I mean really? How fucking dare you
Make statements like that and then pussy the fuck out. You.are.a.cunt.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Alfie the cat
For fucks sake, if you climb in through the bedroom window at 3am and meow incessantly until I let you out of the bedroom so that you can go downstairs, crawl out of the toilet window and repeat all fucking night I am going to throttle you and make you into a pair of fur lined gloves.

You vicious furry feline bastard.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:42, Reply)

And now if anything happens to him, you'll regret saying that
Give the kitty some love
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Catflap in the bedroom door?

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I'm going to fit it this weekend...
I've been deprived of sleep last night and I am *very* cranky.

I've already sworn at someone this morning.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Pfft. If you cant start the day by calling someone a cunt then whats the point of getting out of bed?
( HypnagogicMyoclonicTwitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:53, Reply)

You want to know why all your relationships end the same way?
It's because you're a self-obsessed, manipulative, selfish mess with zero sense of personal responsibility and a bottomless victim mentality. You'll always be bitter while you blame all your ills on other people and refuse to reflect on your own behaviour. You can tell all the lies about me you want to our mutual friends, I trust them enough to see you for what you are. I'm glad I got out when I did.
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:45, Reply)

shit,
...you've been dating my ex g/f haven't you?
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:48, Reply)

No, me.

I'm so sorry.
( HypnagogicMyoclonicTwitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:50, Reply)

*hugs PJM*
It's alright man, it's over now.
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:56, Reply)

*rocks*
*foams*

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmffffffff
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Don't touch me there!
I've been ashamed of it ever since Mr Whittleford pointed it out in the showers after cross-country and all the other boys laughed at me.
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Er.....
Have we all been dating the same person? Heh.
(Fredz should learn to walk before he crawls, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Dear me
Man the fuck up, and tell people what you think instead of pussyfooting around them and letting them continue annoying you.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I would, but sometimes you have to be diplomatic

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:54, Reply)

For God's sake women.
Stop waiting for Mr Right and go and have some fun with Mr Available.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I don't do waiting
/slut
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:54, Reply)

I'm too old to do slut now : (
.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:57, Reply)

That is a lie
( HypnagogicMyoclonicTwitch, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:58, Reply)

So long as it's tastefully done, you're never too old

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:58, Reply)

How does one be a slut tastefully?
Please tell me. *laughs*
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Don't dress in skirts that show your flange, don't use a belt for a boob tube, do not apply make-up with a paint gun.
In short, don't dress like a wag.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:01, Reply)

^ this

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Oh I see.
Even when I was in slut mode in my younger days, I never did this. Just sitting on some guys knee usually did it.


*ponders*
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:06, Reply)

it'll probably still work
cougar is the term ;-)
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)

haha
I *love* this
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Dear god/allah/zeus/odin/random sequence of events/unknowable entity
Behind the creation of human beings. Yesterday I got a realy painfull cramp in the arch of my foot, and it nearly caused me to spill my tea. I feel this is something of a design flaw.
(Fredz should learn to walk before he crawls, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:58, Reply)

you're obviously too fat

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Hahaha!
I thought you meant me for a minute.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:05, Reply)

it was a general observation

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Also I'm pissed
that my friend cancelled lunch as I specifically didn't bring anything to work as I thought I was going out.

And I'm pissed that someone I thought knew me well didn't catch on that I was massively pissed at them last night. Or they know me so well they were scared to ask why... either way you suck. And not in the good way. Now I'm sober though I am only slightly annoyed.
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Man the fuck up
people won't point and laugh at you for eating alone in a restaurant you know.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Stop pretending that the internet counts as human contact.
This message is to ALL OF YOU
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Stop pretending that you're above us

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:12, Reply)

But he is
^look up, he's right there Lab
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:15, Reply)

HA!
Dammit, you're right!

While I'm down here...
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:17, Reply)

While you're down there...
..
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Stop pretending you don't care.
This message is just for you.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Ok, stops all contact with certain internet/IRL people

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Now isn't this sooooo much better than one of your nancy HSH threads?
people get to say what they really think and not a cake or cup of tea in sight :)

My work here is done.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)

I dunno
after all the ranting I think I need a hug. *looks sadly at Becky*
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:25, Reply)

But becky.
Every ying post needs a yang post for karmic B3ta harmony.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:32, Reply)

What? You're homeless?
Did you try paying the rent and not smashing the place up?

Did you try not drinking such stupid amounts of alcohol that you lost your (very cushy) job and had numerous miscarriages (not that you should be allowed to breed!)?

Do you sometimes wish that you hadn't cheated on me with the welsh bloke, losing the house that we had, losing all the furniture (that was me and my dad - he paid for it!), losing all respect and dignity?

Did you enjoy your damp ridden flat with the welsh bloke while getting used as punchbag for the next year? (harsh that was!)

Do you look back and wonder how you managed to fuck your life up so much over the last 4/5 years?

Do you wonder why not many people like you? Could it be because you expect everyone to help yet have no inclination to help yourself?

I have so many questions I'd like to ask you.

Finally, I'd love to help you out sweetie but I'm busy picking my bum.
(SpikeyPickleLovesSanta4EVA wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Ah well, you've all done it, my turn.
How dare you!

You've spent years on your high horse, laughing at my crap job. You've never had a job. True, I don't particularly enjoy mine, but I still do it.

You say you can't get a job because of college. I worked through 6th form, and did more hours than you! You can say if you can't work certain days! Stop being so fucking lazy, and get a job!

I know you're in love with her, but acting like a cock simply to get on her side won't earn you friends, it'll lose them.

I know you're now the bottom of the food chain, no job, no money, no house, but you think this means you can lash out? Our bipolar friend was able to hold down a job, even on his bad days.

ARGH!

There's still so much I could say, but I'll leave it here.
( Agnostic Antichristmas why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I said I was sorry.
Repeatedly. What more can I do?
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:51, Reply)

It's not you, it's me.
Actually, I lied. It is you. I find you boring, annoying and you smell.

Please fucky offy.

and you arse looks big all the time, no matter what you wear!
(SpikeyPickleLovesSanta4EVA wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Oi!
Why are you so mean to me!

Tee hee
( Agnostic Antichristmas why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I'd like to say
Stay with me.

But that's not going to happen. :(
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:00, Reply)

I Miss you Bert.
.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:05, Reply)

JADE!
Why? Why? Why? *shakes fist at God*
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 28 May 2009, 3:35, Reply)