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Has anyone ever used Sage (the finance programme not the herb)?

Is it hard to use?

Erm and to all the people that haven't: If you could cover anyone in ice cream and then lick it all off who would it be and what flavour ice cream would you use?
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:39, Reply)

I use sage.
The only training I had was from the previous women who handled the office work before my dad took the company over. Quite easy once you get the hang of it and I'm a thicko with accounts so you should be ok.
( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Yes I have
No it's not that hard to learn.

I would use Strawberry ice-cream, but I'm not saying who I'd lick it off of.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Nope
but you might like to look at KashFlow as an alternative.

Apparently it's much better, easier to use etc.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:42, Reply)

No; never, but I am wondering if it's worth training to use it.
As for the ice cream: Ben & Jerry's Phish Food and the guy who does The Spoony Experiment.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Very easy to pick up
Worth learning for sure.

I'd use lemon sorbet - clean and refreshing.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Thanks Guys :)
And I don't have a choice in the matter, it's a requirement for a job I've seen. Wondering how well I can blag it!

Hey Mal long time no see :)
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Long time no see any of you :(
Work ate my life for months and months when we were backlogged, and today I've got the day off to wait in for my new PC to arrive. I booked a morning delivery and am wondering if Dell are stupid enough to count 1pm as morning, or if I should cunt them in the fuck.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Dell are stupid enough to do many things
Although they seem to actually not been off their faces on stupid the day they made my desktop.
(ReindeerOfDeath wants a holiday on, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:49, Reply)

haha it
will probably arrive at 4:38 because Dell can't tell the time at all.

Tis rubbish work getting in the way, my work is quiet and slow and dull hence me living on here!
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:50, Reply)

I'm beginning to think this might be the case.
Damn good job I took the entire day off work and not just 4 hours' lieu... they've sent it to a local courier, whose site assures me it is "ON DELIVERY" as of 7.28 this morning, when I was awake. *fumes*
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:58, Reply)

I've not used it, but had to write an essay about it
It's meant to be very easy to use, as long as you aren't a computer-spong.

Are you a computer-spong?
(ReindeerOfDeath wants a holiday on, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Yes.
gleeeeee.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:52, Reply)

A mate of mine
was Sysadmin at a charity that used Windows Small Business Server, and they also used Sage, and used Sage's middleware utility, ACT. It did not fair well when the OS was updated with a particularly important service pack and the server pretty much fell over.
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Yes
No
You
Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Aww
you went for the expensive ice cream and everything
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Nothing's too good
when it comes to licking it off a real live woman.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Cookie Dough?
Call it Fudge Brownie and I may oblige.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:59, Reply)

It's a tough one, that.
If I want to be sensatial, it'll be something like mint and strawberry, as that'll be tingly and strawberrys are 'sexy fruit'.

If I want to go for flavour, it'll be Peanutbutter and banoffee ice cream (one day I shall make this)... however, I dread to think of what the sheets would look like afterwards.

She'll be Leanne Salt, that's a deffo.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 27 May 2009, 13:02, Reply)

As to Sage...
My mum learnt how to do things in that before she could email, so it can't be that hard. Grab yourself a copy and give it a go, should be easy to blag.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 27 May 2009, 13:11, Reply)

No
Ben and Jerry's chunky monkey. Never met anyone else who likes this flavour, so no danger of some skank wanting to share.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Sage = no (sorry)
As for the ice cream...

1. Haagen Dasz, strawberries and cream.
2. She knows who she is.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

*blushes*
ohhh you....
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 27 May 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Sorry Gonz.
:(
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Sage - easy peasy.
I would love to be able to lick the ice-cream off myself.
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Wed 27 May 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Rum and Raisin
TGB.
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:32, Reply)

good call...
.
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Wed 27 May 2009, 14:08, Reply)

calculator.exe
and chocolate, off Mr Motivator.
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:36, Reply)

I'd use Sage flavour.
Makes my tongue tingle.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:44, Reply)

I don't use Sage
but last time I did the ice cream thing it was strawberry cheesecake flavour. Which was nice, but it had all these little lumps of cake in it, which did somewhat spoil the romantic atmosphere as I was chomping away at them.

Tasted bloody good though.
( K2k6 has been using boiling nitric acid, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)