Feeling spurned? Feeling lonely?
I've found a foolproof plan to Get Her Back.

batteriesfeelincluded.blogspot.com/2009/05/309.html

Shh! Don't let everyone know...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Brilliant
if wholly, wholly unlawful and dishonourable.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Damn my inability to grow a beard

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:30, Reply)

I've never been with anyone I like enough to go to all this trouble.
Usually just pleading and bursting into tears works.
( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:32, Reply)

this is great
I reckon it'd work too

trouble is, I already have a beard....
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:33, Reply)

This....
Is fantastic! Man, I've got to try this!
(Fredz should learn to walk before he crawls, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Not bad
I've already been out in the sun a lot over the weekend and have a beard again.

The problem with wearing a wedding band is that I have webbed fingers - most predominantly between my ring and middle finger - so it wouldn't actually fit right. S'ok though, I live in East Anglia so it's a common problem.
( djtrialprice ain't working for the man, I'm an allosaurus baby, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:35, Reply)

POIDH

(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:41, Reply)

what?
The beard or my freakish webbed fingers?
( djtrialprice ain't working for the man, I'm an allosaurus baby, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:47, Reply)

I really really really like this
Pure genius.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:37, Reply)

comments
as the first comment says "Utter genius"
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:41, Reply)

I'd love to try this some time
*plots*
( Captain V, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:42, Reply)