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Nowadays most people are aware of body language in day to day dealings with people.
Does anyone here consciously use certain body language when trying to attract the opposite,(or same), sex?
I refer to hair flicking for women or mirroring the other persons posture etc.
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big-girl's-baubles is tired of fighting the inevitable, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:45,
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Nope, I'm clueless
And as I'm from the internet, I don't talk to real girls.
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Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:45,
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You said hello to me once.
Then giggled and ran away.
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big-girl's-baubles is tired of fighting the inevitable, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:52,
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Very true
I ran into a corner and hyperventilated. I had to use my emergency paperbag.
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Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:03,
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There are
girls IRL?
Not sure that will make me venture outside though.
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Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:13,
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I use asterisks a lot to denote what I am doing
Oh you mean in real life?
*facepalms*
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:46,
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WTF
is this 'real life' you speak of?
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K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:49,
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I just facepalmed IRL
(not at you)
It actually quite hurt.
I think I'm doing it wrong.
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:09,
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If it hurts
You're definitely doing it wrong. Keep trying.
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Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:10,
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i don't think it's conscious
but if i'm in a meeting with someone and i'm trying to get them to come across to a way of thinking my voice changes occasionally so that it sounds a little like theirs, e.g., if i'm talking to an ozzie my (frankly, crap) ozzie accent puts in an appearance.
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Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:46,
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I do a similar thing actually
not so much accent, but my way of talking, like slang, dropping t's and stuff
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Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:47,
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Do you call them
'mate' and 'bruv' and wave your hands about all funny-like?
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Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:50,
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I wave my hands about anyway, that's natural
(like Stan from Monkey Island)
I've never called anyone bruv though
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Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:53,
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I've always done that
unconscious mimickry. Innit guv.
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The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:13,
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I consciously try to not furrow my brow. And smile more.
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Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:50,
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I would if I knew how :-)
Used it negatively though - if I'm upset with someone and they're trying to talk to me, I'll shift position every time they mirror mine, either to make them a bit uncomfortable or to see how sympathetic they're feeling.
Not something I do very often though...don't like making people feel uncomfortable like that unless they've been _really_ bad.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:52,
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Do you eventually dance like a monkey?
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 27 May 2009, 13:55,
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I've been known to,
but that's a tail for another day, my lad.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:57,
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I smile
A lot. My lips and teeth are my best feature though. Indeed the whole mouth area is all of the win - it conceals a massive tongue too.
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dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Wed 27 May 2009, 13:53,
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I'm not telling you all my pulling tips !
You might all knick them !
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 27 May 2009, 13:54,
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I would hate for someone to use these powers against me.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 27 May 2009, 13:54,
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you can tell me, how does one pull a hottie like you, Gonz?
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Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:55,
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Ply me with drinks and compiments all night, and then when my gard's down, whisper lovingly into my ear "Cahmon lav, 'ow 'bout 'bit o'the ol' strange".
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 27 May 2009, 14:20,
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Oddly
I find the best thing to do is to make sure your toes are pointing directly at the object of your lusty intentions; sounds a bit weird, but focuses your attention on them and sorts out your posture so they know you're really interested in them and only them.
And don't scratch your bollocks... (any more than is absolutely necessary).
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SpankyHanky, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:58,
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A practical tip from a man you know you can trust
If I'd had even half the sexual escapades of Senior Hanky it would be enough.
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dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Wed 27 May 2009, 14:11,
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Senior Hanky?
Does that mean there is a Junior running around somewhere?
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Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:12,
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Possibly many, by the sound of it
;-)
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:15,
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To be honest
the best way into a lady's knickers is by making um laugh...
(it helps if you get them absolutely shitfaced too)...
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SpankyHanky, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:19,
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^This.
.
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big-girl's-baubles is tired of fighting the inevitable, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:21,
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Thou shall not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants
Use it to get into their heads
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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:39,
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Word ... sister
.
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big-girl's-baubles is tired of fighting the inevitable, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:43,
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thou shalt not buy The NME
word indeed
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dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Wed 27 May 2009, 14:53,
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Getting into the pants
is just a very happy by-product of getting into their heart and mind.
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Sadness Tinged with Arousal Shit, or get off the Internet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:02,
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I wait until they're sitting down
and then dangle my enormous penis in front of them.
/doesn't have an enormous penis
/cries a little
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The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:58,
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I make sure my posture is excellent
Bitches love good posture, but not being called bitches!
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Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:59,
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Those who don't...
...are just Ho's.
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DrTugnutcracker Is on holiday. Drink! Arse! Feck!, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:06,
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Word
Son
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Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:12,
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Smile, look them in their eyes
Get the dobber out and wank furiously
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Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 27 May 2009, 14:05,
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Undo my shirt to the waist...
...to show chest hair and pendant. I walk towards my intended with groin thrusting forward so she can make out the bulge of my semi erection caused by knowing I am in the chase. Then I make firm eye contact, brush some hair from her eyes and lick my lips slowly and sensually with just a trace of a wry smile. I lick my finger and run it over my nipples having never broken my gaze from hers. I sigh in rapture of her beauty and the thought of what is to come.
It is usually about this time that the lollipop lady tells me to fuck off or she will call the police.
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DrTugnutcracker Is on holiday. Drink! Arse! Feck!, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:05,
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Coffee spurting moment.
Hahaha!
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big-girl's-baubles is tired of fighting the inevitable, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:09,
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Usually I'll completely ignore the object of my intentions
because I have no idea what to say.
That didn't work out so well last time, in that I spent most of the first half of the night wrapped around my (male) (taken) (very gay) friend not paying any attention to him, because I didn't know how to greet him. Obviously "HI! I've not seen you since I jumped on you in a club after being rejected by a mate of yours over 6 months ago, and I mis-called you 37 times!" wouldn't have been the thing to do.
I'm not good with the boys.
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Lampito asleep in the poppies, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:12,
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hmm.
I sleep with them. It sends a strong and unambiguous signal. Then I find out they are emotionally unavailable and/or
geeky autistic.
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crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:17,
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It's not that easy for men!
We have to do more than just walk into any drinking establishment and smile to get laid!
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Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:26,
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It is easy if I'm in there drinking.
.
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big-girl's-baubles is tired of fighting the inevitable, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:28,
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you underestimate
my need for sex
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crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:30,
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No!
I don't! I was saying it's not as esy for men! The amount of times they haven't taken the drink and I've hired the van and the warehouse for nothing is unreal!
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Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:33,
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Pfft!
I bet it's nowhere as many times as I've gone home with clean knickers on.
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big-girl's-baubles is tired of fighting the inevitable, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:35,
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Laundry
Is over rated!
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Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:38,
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I sometimes catch myself
Mirroring.
It's an unconcious thing I don't mean to do it.
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Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:29,
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Yeah.
Me too!
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DrTugnutcracker Is on holiday. Drink! Arse! Feck!, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:59,
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Yeah.
Me too!
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ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:45,
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Does falling on my knees
and gibbering while blowing snot bubbles and asking them to please oh god please just love me count?
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Sadness Tinged with Arousal Shit, or get off the Internet., Wed 27 May 2009, 15:07,
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yup
when I remember that is...
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Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:35,
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