Blerg
I just shook up my bottle of flavored coffe creamer.
french vanilla if you must know*
The top must have not been closed all the way because it spurted out all over my hand and looks a whole lot like the phallic bottle spunked on me.

Now I feel violated.


Do they call it French Vanilla in France? Small american minds want to know.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 27 May 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Coffee creamer is evil and must die.
I have spoken.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:18, Reply)

yes
the only thing to put in coffee is brown sugar and/or milk/real cream
( mictoboy, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:10, Reply)

I've never known either
Also, what do they call Australian kissing in Australia?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Australian kissing
Whats australian kissing in English?
(weekirst23 Wants a bash in Dublin, but is too lazy / afraid, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:33, Reply)

It's mostly like French kissing,
'cept delivered down under :-D
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:35, Reply)

:-O
:-O


I suspect the Ozzy's have a much ruder name!
(weekirst23 Wants a bash in Dublin, but is too lazy / afraid, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:49, Reply)

That name just isn't right
Seeing as aussie foreplay generally consists of "Watch out Sheila, here I come!"
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:59, Reply)

that is a load of bullshit.
/slaps everybody who agrees upside the head.

aussie foreplay is much more refined then that. It's more
"wanna fuck?".
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:18, Reply)

All right, fair enough
I'll grant you that, in the cities where the vestiges of cuture exist at least.

Musical foreplay: "Standby, second movement coming up!"
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:23, Reply)

they are classy in upside down land:
much better than a typical american fundamentalist religious maniac.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 28 May 2009, 0:48, Reply)

Pish Posh.
It's " You awake?"
(Funkwomble It's not going to suck itself, Thu 28 May 2009, 6:46, Reply)

vanille française?
.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:35, Reply)

they don't have french vanilla in france
it's a load of made up bollocks for yanks
( mictoboy, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:11, Reply)

tee hee hee
I wanted to say that, but I was being nice :)

(though if i can't be anonomysly mean about americans on the internet where can I?

Hahaha
(weekirst23 Wants a bash in Dublin, but is too lazy / afraid, Wed 27 May 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Same with English Muffins.
I had never heard of them until I moved to the USA.
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Thu 28 May 2009, 9:36, Reply)