I had a Natalie Moment today.
As in Natalie from Love Actually. You know the scene where she's introduced and she swears without realising, swears more *when* she realises, and then swears again in mortification?

Yeah. I did that in maths today. My friend J and I were talking and she said something "Fucking win" goes I - right as the teacher comes back into the room and looks at me, "Oh shit" *eyes bug* "Oh FUCK! Oh Bugger! I'm so sorry Miss!"

She just looked at me and said "You have the worst potty mouth".

/is ashamed.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 28 May 2009, 7:59, Reply)

If you were Natalie
I'd happily be your Hugh Grant, grooving to the Pointer Sisters through the hallways of No.10 (were it not for the obvious considerations, of which we're both aware...).
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:06, Reply)

No thanks.
Hugh Grant is a greasy spakky sleaze of a man who always gets the girl. Liam Neeson or Hugh Jackman anyday.

And I'm taken.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:09, Reply)

as referenced
by knowing the "obvious"
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:18, Reply)

It's too much time spent away from here.
You need to get it all out while you're here. Failing that, we'd need to tickle it out of you. With satsuma's.

And Ed, that's slightly scary.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:09, Reply)

Not enough time i should think.
seriously getting addicted...
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:11, Reply)

What..
...me dancing?

/thinks

Yup. Apologies all.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:17, Reply)

Ashamed?
*is proud*

We made you worse.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:28, Reply)

I've not seen the film
but from your description, it's something I do on a regular basis.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:34, Reply)

...torture...
The fella had peed me off and I made him watch it to exact my revenge. He paid. Oh how he paid.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:36, Reply)

After suffering through 10 minutes of 4 weddings and a floppy haircut
you have my sympathy.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:37, Reply)

Gosh!
/facepalms
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:39, Reply)

Remind me never to piss you off.
Although I actually liked it.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:40, Reply)

Now with no more delays
I would like to introduce the lovely Vampyrecat to the world, for today sha has cokme of age.

World beware!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:40, Reply)

"sha has cokme of age"
er, indeed.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:42, Reply)

Bugger It
My typo's strike back.

I was getting so much better as well.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:16, Reply)

How so?
/losted and bewildereded
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:45, Reply)

Swearing in front of teachers
Who knows what you'll do next.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 28 May 2009, 9:17, Reply)

One of our number went from being all sweet and innocent
To being a burlesque dancer.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 28 May 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Just
Who was that then?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:28, Reply)