Shag, marry, kill
Alan partridge
Jim from Neighbours
Ann Widdecombe
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Simple
Pooflake
Pooflake
Myself
(SpankyHanky, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Hmm
Shag: Charlize Theron or Jennifer Morrison
Marry: G
Kill: Self?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:59, Reply)

pfft, if you're not going to play properly
Kylie
Angelina
Megan fox
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I don't particularly want to kill any of them
But seeing as I'd want to shag Angelina (reckon she'd be filth), and marry Megan (closer to my age, likes tattoos, smoking hot), I guess I have to put Kylie down.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Secret
No-one
Next person I see
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:03, Reply)

*blushes*
You saucy minx.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 28 May 2009, 11:51, Reply)

haha

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Wellknowns:
Dita Von Teese
Johnny Depp
Nick Griffin (smug self serving smiling TWAT) (fumes)

In real life of course...

P
V - though it would be the most bizarre marriage ever
G - because I can't think of anyone else, and I supposedly hate him. Obviously it's just to commit necrophilia.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:06, Reply)

mmmm, Dita Von Teese

( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, Reply)

.
Next person who offered.
No-one if I can help it.
All the flies in the world
( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Hmm...
Myleene Klass
Chickenlady
CR3
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:07, Reply)

CR3?
Why?
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:08, Reply)

We exchanged gazzes about beckyletters post last night
and he was being a enormous bit of a helmet.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Oh.
I think he's lovely, so let's not discuss further.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I had a feeling he was.
.
( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:10, Reply)

link to the posts please

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Also you could not be more categorically wrong-brained
if you think cr3 is a helmet
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I don't think he's a helmet per se
just over last night's topic. That is all.

Teh internet... Oh you take it all so seriously.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:13, Reply)

I had a whinge on off-topic when the nested replies started and he chucked his toys out of the pram.
.
( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:14, Reply)

pfft
he's probably just pissed because someone off talk said I look like him
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)

What did you gaz him?

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)

I'd rather end the topic here
For the record I'm not accusing him of being a massive helmet all the time merely in the context of gazzes last night. He's had the good grace to turn up at a bash ([edit] which is unprecedented for a mod - I'm pleased he's taking an active interest in what QOTW is all about) and for that I wouldn't hesitate to buy him a pint. End of story.

Even Ghandi had moments when he was a bit of a helmet. Probably.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Good grace to turn up at a bash?
What an odd thing to say.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Probably just a wrong turn of phrase.
For what it's worth. I always reserve judgement fully until I've met the person.

I mean for God's sake, look at Al.
( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:29, Reply)

haha
even Bert is ok IRL :p
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Haha, you're only saying that cos he mouthspluffed on your boobs
80085
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Very true
I love RL Al, but he can be an utter cunt online. On the internet.

Very amusing though.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Al is the best of all the b3tans.
b3tans animals.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I think you're all cunts

( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I love you, Badger.

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:49, Reply)

There is a special place in my heart for you two too.
There is a jaccuzi and a big bar of galaxy chocolate there.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 28 May 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Chocolate?
Sold!
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Yup, but if you eat it in the planeterieum, you'll have to be carefull not to get chocolate on the la-z-boys.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:06, Reply)

I like a lazy boy...

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Depends on how lazy, exactly, they are.
WINK WINK
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Precisely ;)

( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:21, Reply)

No
He's a mod and took time out to meet a load of us. I thought that was good of him to do.

It's not an odd thing to say IMHO.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Mods are people too!
Who'da thunk it?
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I NO
He climbed down from his mountain retreat and mixed with the peasants.
( clendrix Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Peasants?
Talk for yourself I am Lady Badger from the house of Awesome.
in my head
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:47, Reply)

When I'm in my own little world, which is more often than not, there is a beday thinggy.
And two sets of stairs going to the same floors.

Two sets of stairs going to the same floor is a surefire sign of 'Making it'.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 28 May 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Shag - Portia de Rossi
Although she's gay, so I'm probably not going to get an opportunity.
Marry - got an elderly millionairess handy?
Kill - I prefer not to tip them off
( The Light In Chains won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Yeah, people really don't seem to get the idea of this game

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Anne
Alan
Jim
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:10, Reply)

OK
Shag: Widdecombe, but mainly so I can slap her in the face afterwards.
Marry: Alan Patridge, might get me a step up in to the world of Radio - A-Ha!
Kill: Jim from Neighbours. How dare he confuse me with his appearances on mainstream US television shows? Also, had the lamest on-screen death EVAR. *orange rolls across the floor*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:11, Reply)

In an ideal world, though:
Angelina Jolie and Rhona Mitra
Charlize Theron EDIT: if my wonderful fiancee leaves me and I have to marry a Hollywood Starlet, of course.
Amy Fecking Winehouse
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, Reply)

this comes up far too often
but I knew Rhona Mitra's brother at uni

he is incredibly tall
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Saw
Jim from Neighbours in Spamalot in London - was quite funny, but nowhere near as funny as Simon Russell Beale had been.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:24, Reply)

I saw Peter Davidson and Tim Curry in that.
Both were the awesomes, and it's a fab show!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:41, Reply)

YM
YM
YD
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Me
Myself
Irene
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:16, Reply)

hmmmm
Katherine Heigl
Hugh Jackman
Paris Fucking Hilton.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Hmm...
Mrs Spikeypickle - Tee hee
Myleene Klass - She's pretty much my perfect woman. Intelligent, funny, talented, and pretty fit
Chris Moyles - He's a fat unfunny wanker.
( Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Mrs Spikeypickle - Tee hee
*nod in agreement*
(spikeypickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:33, Reply)

MM
Johnny Depp
YM
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Ah...
So you're the one that got her?

/hull
( Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:36, Reply)

eh?

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I think he means
MM = POOR MADDIE IF ONLY DIANA WERE HERE.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Ewwwww
but hey, if she was here...
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:43, Reply)

No..
I mean YM
( Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:45, Reply)

MM = My Mum?... as in, your own mum?
You want to shag your mum?
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 28 May 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Nope
He meant YM and in Becky would want to kill his mum

By saying 'you got her' he is implying that Becky was responsible for her death.

At least I think thats what he meant - he is a little odd.
(spikeypickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Yes,
YM as in I killed AA's M
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Oh god, I'm confused again.
This is a sorry state of affairs.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 28 May 2009, 12:07, Reply)

SMK
Masuimi Max
Mila Kunis
The guy who cancelled last night's pub quiz (without warning) and put the football on instead. We had to stay until one girl had finished her usual bottle of wine, and I was seething with rage. I HATE football.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:46, Reply)

hahahahha
angry Lab makes me lol
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Shit off!
*still seething from last night*
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:49, Reply)

That's just going to make me laugh more
HA HA HA HA HA
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:51, Reply)

muh-ha-ha-ha
People who don't like football clearly haven't seen enough of it.

You're nearly there lab. Just need to shave that bit of hair down the middle, wear a white t-shirt, get some sovvies and join with me

En-ger-land! En-ger-land!
( djtrialprice ain't working for the man, I'm an allosaurus baby, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:55, Reply)

and to answer the question
Mila Kunis (because I'm unoriginal and quite simply can't think of anyone else at present)
Norah Jones
Anthony Blair
( djtrialprice ain't working for the man, I'm an allosaurus baby, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:59, Reply)

I'd rather kill everyone
But thanks for the offer!
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:00, Reply)