Has something interesting happened today?
Someone please summarise in the replies, i'll it check later. I read something about Edmund posting something and becky fighting cr3.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 28 May 2009, 14:08, Reply)

there's a bash coming up,
that's interesting, everything else is silly
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:09, Reply)

The Amazing Al
is back.

Nothing much else.
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:11, Reply)

I broke cover
and then regretted it, meaning that I fell away again, deleting my original post.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

No, Craig
you deleted your post because it was exposed as bullshit.

I'm not going to make a witch-hunt out of this. But it really might be best to sort yourself out - evidence is that you are still repeating falsehoods about your past on this site, and given your past, that means that you are a potential dangers to others on here.
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Lies are accepted on qotw posts but not on chat threads.
We know about you and you need to be careful what you say from now on.
( big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Lies are acceptable anywhere,
as long as they're funny.
(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Not in this case Wookie.
.
( big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I think he knows ;)

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:29, Reply)

You liar

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Well, you would say that, wouldn't you...
*cough*SIG*cough*
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I am sinnical, innit.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Stuff happened
peopel read it. People commented. Some of it was deleted. You turned up. I cried.
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I made you cry?
I'm sorry - absolutely not the intention.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)

No Al
made me masturbate furiously cry.

You really need to stop thinking everything is about you.
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

What's with the crossing out?
You could do both.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I love crwanking
best of all the animals methods of pleasuring oneself.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:32, Reply)

you can't talk
you're so vain you think this song is about you
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Everything is about me
because I rule
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:43, Reply)

you're getting confused
just because your foul stench has permeated the very fabric of space-time, becoming an intrinsic part of everything doesn't necessarily mean everything is about you.

and your properties as a straight-edge/measuring stick are not for me to comment on.
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:47, Reply)

becky didn't fight cr3
PJM exchanged words relating to a post of hers via gaz. that is the end of the story.

nothing interesting has happened
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

DEAR INTERNET USER
CEASE AND DESIST

This is INTERNET SLANDER LIBELRY
End this AT ONCE or I will be forced to SUE YOU TO COURT
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Oh no...
you did it.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

What has INTERNETLAWYERMAN done?
This sounds juicy
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Oh stop it

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)

ruh roh
/scooby do
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)

You're missing an interesting thread below
where Becky's talking about sucking cock and /talkers are getting indignant. Ok, that last bit's a lie.

And - *shocks* - you just denied fighting, Becky! Maybe it *is* all a conspiracy...

Edit: Ah, so twas PJM who upset cr3 over Becky before her post disappeared...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

DEAR INTERNET USER
Do you have any evidence
to back up your claims?
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

All you have to do is mention the word "Helmet"
and the internet goes nuts.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Or knickers.
Apparently.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Or Polka Dots

(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)

I think if anyone mentioned Polka Dot Knickers right now,
the Internet might actually turn itself inside out.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Polka Dot Helmet Knickers
*ducks*
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:29, Reply)

You are making the Internet VERY ANGRY
A crack team of highly trained /talkers will surround you and TAKE YOU DOWN for your filth.

They've read nothing but the cartoons in the back of the Daily Mail for weeks, and are super psyched up.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)

DEAR INTERNET USER
My client objects most strongly to your continued use of the word:
'Helmet'
I cite the case of B Monkey -v- J M Geordie in which the CLAIMANT
was awarded CONSIDERABLE SUCCESS FUND MONEY
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Is it wrong
that I'm actually finding this prick quite funny?
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I find him/her/it hilarious

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)

No
I feel the same way
( dj STUPID FUCKING CONSUMER DAY BOLLOCKS price May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and bu..., Thu 28 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Did the case surround
whether the words 'borrow' or 'touch' were used in relation to the words 'your helmet' over many gazzes?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:27, Reply)

HELMET

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I, err, yes, somewhere, I, hmm, ...
please don't shout at me in the doc, sir
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I pandered to you in the extreme
on another thread...
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

I'll give you a good pandering

( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Oh thank god
especially seeing as that RUDE CUNT Al has started a new thread and then FUCKED OFF.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:29, Reply)

You can't get the
internet cunts nowadays
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Ebay
I've just bid on some brand new limited edition Darkhorse comics Adidas trainers.

They're red and ace
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Ooo linky!
I promise not to bid on them!
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:29, Reply)

DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Charmin'
Ultra
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:32, Reply)

HAHAHA!
No.

They will be mine

Then, and only then, will I post a linky.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Yeah heaven forbid I think about
searching for "dark horse adidas" on ebay and getting 5 results.
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)

They look spiffy
But i'm not paying over 50 squid for shoes.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Oh
You found them.

Rather nice aren't they.
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Whoever recommended that game Zilch
has officially FML'd.

I am addicted.

Other than that, I went to lunch, and seem to have missed the drama.
Oh, and I didn't make myself clear. As usual.
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)

That would have been me
AHAHAHAHAH!
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I'd come and kill you, but I can't tear myself away from the computer
In fact, I haven't rolled in the time it's taken to do this message. I should go and do th
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Thu 28 May 2009, 14:45, Reply)