I've been thinking
of taking my Henry vacuum cleaner, painting it a different colour, giving it a monocle and a fancy moustache, painting on an iron cross, affixing a sharp pointy point on top and renaming it Heinrich

thoughts?
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:21, Reply)

I think you are a spastic.

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:23, Reply)

splendid
does that count as internetlibel/slander?
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Only if it's not true.

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I'm fairly sure I'm not
but you did say I think, so that's probably allowed. you're treading a slippery slope though...
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Where is he?
I purposefully look out for the capitals and little "L" logo.
Brightens up my day.
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Or ...
Give it a stripey shirt and a beret and call it Monsieur Henri.
(DrTugnutcracker Robs and beats annoying lispers, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Helmut is a much better name.
Helmut mit Cheddar
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:54, Reply)

it is
but the thing is called Henry. it's a short step to Heinrich, but a leap to Helmut
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Thu 28 May 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Fair enough.
Racist cnut.
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Thu 28 May 2009, 17:24, Reply)

or paint it black
make it really unfunny and write 'Lenny' in front of it.
(bazmorningstar of Bethlehem Meal Of Yule On Time. Xmas dinner must be punctual, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:55, Reply)

it's funnier than him
even though it is a a stupid fat cunt who gets stuck in the door frame
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Thu 28 May 2009, 17:05, Reply)

So it's Lenny's wife?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:29, Reply)