Good evening lovely b3tans.
A pan of the most delicious brownies in the world has just come out of the oven, I'm listening to really awful cheesy music and singing along tunelessly (flatmate is at work), and it's Friday tomorrow.

Why are you happy?
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:39, Reply)

mmmm
Steak pie made with Old Speckled Hen - still has an hour left to cook but I'm happy because it smells awesome, also, My Name is Earl is on.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:41, Reply)

I've never seen My Name is Earl.
I desperately need new TV to watch now that 24 has ended. When my new PC arrives (tomorrow if cunting Dell know what's good for them...) I'm hitting the torrents ;)
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:45, Reply)

My Name Is Earl
is very recommendable. I watched the first two series in a week and loved every minute!
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Sadly though
It will not be going beyond it's current season.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Erm,
I got a nice bit of wood up yesterday, and today I'm covered in slightly off-white splurges.

Oh, alright then, I've built a storage cupboard and painted the ceiling.

Am now looking forward to the arrival of more wine and a Chinese takeaway.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:48, Reply)

*pfft* I could well go for a Chinese.
Except I'm bankrupt till next pay day on the 19th (in my overdraft for the first time in 18 months) and it seems excessive for one person.

I'd forgotten how much I love Savage Garden.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:53, Reply)

Oh BROWNIES!
I might do some cooking tomorrow.

I'm alright, I guess, which makes a nice change.

What would make me happy? Ice cream. There is chocolate ice cream downstairs, and I will have some, even if my motehr calls me fat.

FUCK THE POWER!
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Stick it to the Man!
Have the ice cream! I command you!

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:53, Reply)

I had Reese's Pieces instead
(am a BritBrit, mother has just returned from America, with lots of delicious Forever 21 clothes for me. None of which fit, as I am too fat. A depressing/delicious cycle awaits)
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:04, Reply)

I'm watching More4
whilst working on a research document and emailing a chap in the US that I've never met before for some assistance in location of maps.

Also: I did a piece of work today that should've taken about a week; the joys of tiny, tiny datasets and clarity of purpose!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:52, Reply)

I'm always looking for ways to streamline my workday.
All I need to do now is automate a procedure to issue vouchers for me, and send the mail totals to teh boss at 6...
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:13, Reply)

I'm happy
cos you're probably going to gaz me your brownie recipe :)
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:56, Reply)

It's no secret :)
2 cups cocoa
1.75 cups sugar
1.5 cups butter
1.5 cups flour
2 eggs

Melt butter and sugar.
Stir.
Add cocoa.
Leave to cool.
Add eggs. Fold in.
Sift flour, add to other things.
35 mins, 190*C.

Let cool. Eat.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Sweet, ta.
We'll cook them tomorrow and let you know how we get on.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:28, Reply)

You will love them,
and if you don't... erm, I will eat my own pants.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Tis sunny outside. Right in my cunting eyes.
The birds are singing. Actually, I fucking hate bird song. The sound of children playing merrily echo down the street. I hate the scabby little snot nosed bastards too.

No, I'm happy because I'm on this website, with another bottle of rum, Queen in my headphones and all sorts of fun things planned out for the summer that have all been paid for.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:57, Reply)

^ This on the birds, the sun and the kids.
The chavlings round here like to bang on the windows, and one day we shall electrify them. Hee.

/drowns them out with iPod, since her laptop has a shit-fit if she runs iTunes and Firefox at once.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Electrification is a piece of piss
Amusing too, particularly at 2kV...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Oh, don't tempt me :D
it would be the best deterrent ever, but I don't fancy dealing with the chav mums...
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:38, Reply)

They're easy too
Electrify the door as well.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Might
you build a DIY Taser?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Yes they are, but what about fending them off from beating me up?
/ badum tish.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:48, Reply)

I'm not.
/still at bloody work blog
(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Poor Wookiee.
Why are you still at work?
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Easy
my awesome young woman will be online soon, always improves the day and makes me happy
(Killing in the name of Halfy keeps changing things, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:06, Reply)

I'm actually on MSN for once.
Talking to a few people I rarely get to catch up with, which is nice :)
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:25, Reply)

yep always good
spent the evening on the phone to a couple of long distance friends the other night
(Killing in the name of Halfy keeps changing things, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:28, Reply)

I'm happy
cos I walked seven miles today, a mostly new route. I highlighted all my recent routes on a shiny new OS map which shows I've done almost a hundred and fifty miles in twelve weeks. Bad-a-bing.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Bloody hell that's impressive.
I need to find a form of exercise I like and that isn't running for the bus to work...
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Sex!

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Can not has sexy tiem :(
I'm off relationships for the foreseeable future, and am not brilliant with casual sex...
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:55, Reply)

I'm happy
because I'm going on a mini holiday and tonight I am having curry for dinner.
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:21, Reply)

Beer Festival
I'm volunteering at a Beer Festival. It's hard work but I get free beer. It also means I get to talk to people as I work behind the bar.

To add to it all it's being held in the lovely surroundings of the 12th Century buildings at Delapré Abbey.
( Amos E Wolfe enjoys the comedy value of ecclefechan tarts, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:51, Reply)