I'm waiting to hear back from my Landlady
But if she says yes, I'll be acquiring two kittens soon. I've already decided to name one of them "Mumra", what could I call the other?
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Armum?
possibly?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Instead of deleting posts
why don't you just not bother posting in the first place.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:23, Reply)

In Soviet Russia,
the post deletes YOU!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:53, Reply)

This appears to be an appropriate solution.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Mumyour?

( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Like it!

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:21, Reply)

Scatty.
as in Scatterbrained.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Visa
as in UK working visa.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Are you allowed to live and work here, Al?

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Yeah
I can stay as long as I want, and not only that, but if I want to go to University, my local authority will pay the vast bulk of the fees.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Hurrah! Me too - in fact, my place of work will pay ALL my fees.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:32, Reply)

You know what else
I can go anywhere in the EU and stay and work as long as I want too!
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:42, Reply)

And we can get the train there!

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:43, Reply)

/slow claps
brilliant. Good for you. Glad to hear you're willing to sponge. :)
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:33, Reply)

it's not really sponging if everyone is entitled to it
through the hardwork of their parents and older generations, paying taxes etc.
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Except you have to pay it back afterwards.
So it's not really sponging, more the way that everyone does it.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:09, Reply)

if I hadn't clarified you would have assumed I meant Poo.
You're so original. Where do you come up with it all?
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Lion-O
Obviously
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Bumra

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:28, Reply)

*chortles*

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I instantly thought this so scrolled down before posting lest a
great mind should think alike/fool seldom differ and there you are Clenderton, me old sleuthing pal.
(bazmorningstar of Bethlehem Meal Of Yule On Time. Xmas dinner must be punctual, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Ah Baz, we're ace we are :)

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:57, Reply)

If they're two black ones
Name them Huey and Bobby.


Mother likes the Civil Rights Movement.
(founding members of the Black Panthers, I didn't know that)

Bubastis!
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Chairman Meow

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Caboodle
.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:35, Reply)

OH
Mumm-ra and Battle Cat
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Kringer?

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Snarf.
Obviously.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Voted
.
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:13, Reply)

There is always the chinese food option:
Moo Goo Guy Kitty or Kung Pow Kitty


(I wanted to do this years ago but my wife and daughters were scandalized and called the cat Whiskers. I liked Sweet and Sour Kitty much better).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Your family have no sense of humour : (
I shall adopt you.
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Thank you
(I require lots of scotch and backrubs)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I require lots of red wine and someone to clean the house : )
.
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I can do the red wine, but cleaning the house....
BGB, we have to talk, it's not you, its me.... ;-}
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Pfft!
Like I haven't heard that line before.
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Geeze all I was going to do was
to ask if I could hire a maid to clean house.


I guess it is you!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Orgasm
Orgy for short.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Dadra?
^
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

y-m-ra?

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:08, Reply)

^this

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I like ancrenne's cats' names
Badger and Mushroom :o)
Our dog's called Mildew & hamster is Reg. The best named hamster I ever had was Enoch (I named him after Mr Powell). We also have a yukka plant called Andrew. Then there are the two angel fish (one black, one white) called Too & Narmy...

Isn't it better to meet the animal first, then give it a name according to its personality? Or am I just a great big sentimental old Hector?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:07, Reply)

The Hector's House theme
Is why our Citreon Xsara is called Kiki.

Zara would have been too obvious.
(The 12 Disappointing days of Xmas The big fool says to push on, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:22, Reply)