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OK Qwotters, I normally ignore you but not today - can you help with a suggestion for the newsletter title?
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:22,
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B3ta - like it or InternetLawyerMan will get you.
:)
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Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:23,
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DEAR INTERNET USER
The law
punishes WRONGDOERS.
I, INTERNETLAWYERMAN simply FACILITATE your path to JUSTICE and access to THE LAW
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INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:26,
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Less desirable than a north korean missile?
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Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:24,
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but better then the CHEKA.
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Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:25,
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B3TA - THE HONDA ACCORD OF JUSTICE.
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INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:25,
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you should love me
I had you in the tag.
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Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:25,
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This!
It'll give /board and /links something to go 'wtf?' about.
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Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:29,
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it's got my vote
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Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:31,
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Winning post
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\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:50,
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YES.
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Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:04,
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B3ta - DRIVEN BY THOSE WHO ARE IGNORED (Same as a Honda Accord)
That do you?
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The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:25,
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B3ta - Almost as good as Man Utd
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\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:28,
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Touché
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The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:28,
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rob pops into QOTW/OT to ask advice shocker!
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:29,
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*puts out best china*
*plumps cushions*
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Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:33,
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Your second home on the internet
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Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:29,
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b3ta - more fun than lesbian porn
b3ta - BNP recruitment centre
b3ta - claimable on expenses
b3ta - not 'street', more 'cul-de-sac'
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Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:30,
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I like the
not 'street'one. alot.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 29 May 2009, 14:47,
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B3TA - Less Corrupt Than The Houses of Parliament
/simples!
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Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:30,
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It's rob!
*runs around screaming*
It's rob it's rob it's rob it's rob etc
*goes to put makeup on*
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big-girl's-baubles fixed her cat flap, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:31,
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b3ta - Watching Clare Balding balding
Or "Causing Clare Balding's balding"
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8073437.stmtoo harsh ?
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b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:33,
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Hahaha
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Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:34,
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ooh ninja edit
for posterity, L3on said "that'll teach her with her big face"
*runs off and narks to the teacher*
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b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:41,
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Ha slut
I posted that before reading the news story.
Not even massive faces deserve cancer.
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Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:49,
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Oof!
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Lord Yulelius waddle waddle, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:54,
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B3ta, just half as bitchy as Susan Boyle
.
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tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:33,
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.
Chopper dyes his pubes ginger!
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Mullered now has reflective shot. He also needs food, badly, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:33,
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^
This.
Thisthisthisthisthis!
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:34,
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^This
.
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big-girl's-baubles fixed her cat flap, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:38,
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Don't ignore us!
We love you like incest.
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Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:35,
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Actually, I vote for
We love you like incest.
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Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:38,
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b3ta - Sloppy like childbirth
.
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b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:36,
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b3ta off to this one
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 29 May 2009, 13:40,
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Like a knife-wound to the buttocks.
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wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:42,
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haha, this ^
.
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b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:43,
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This so far!
I wish I was witty :-(
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Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:46,
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Ah, but then you'd have to be like wellgroomedwookiee
It's a price no one wants to pay.
Not even him :(
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 29 May 2009, 13:47,
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You're bloody horrible, you are.
Right, but horrible.
*cries*
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wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:52,
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*bandages your emo wrists*
*buys you a beer when you decide to be sociable again*
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 29 May 2009, 13:53,
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This! ^
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Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:44,
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Topical perfection!
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 29 May 2009, 13:46,
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"claiming expenses for beef curtains"
topical and a little bit rude.
rafter
baz
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bazmorningstar of Bethlehem Meal Of Yule On Time. Xmas dinner must be punctual, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:46,
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This week's newsletter title has been deleted.
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Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:46,
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Errr
"ROFL BOMBS"
Or sexfaces
b3ta.com/talk/6184096
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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:47,
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"RACISMS A CRIME, AND CRIME IS FOR BLACK PEOPLE"
/coat
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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:48,
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Newsletter with huge cock gets sex regularly!
or
Ooh. That's a nice duck island.
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Captn Hood-Butter, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:51,
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Where Everyone's A Winner.
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DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:54,
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I direct you to
www.b3ta.com/talk/6184096
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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:57,
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Why don't you just direct yourself back to where you came from.
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big-girl's-baubles fixed her cat flap, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:58,
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SexPest is my neighbour.
Er, sort of.
It's a close-knit community.
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 29 May 2009, 13:59,
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Well you can't choose your neighbours.
OMG! clendrix. You're part of a crazy sex cult type thing aren't you?
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big-girl's-baubles fixed her cat flap, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:03,
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He's fine :)
However, the people upstairs are cunts.
Sex Cult? Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha.
No.
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 29 May 2009, 14:03,
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I'm confused.
Where do you live?
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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:09,
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*gazzes*
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 29 May 2009, 14:13,
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SHUT UP SHUT UP
You're almost as unwelcoming as us bunch over there!
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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:09,
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I am auntie Blouse
I'm just a bit over protective of off-topic.
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big-girl's-baubles fixed her cat flap, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:19,
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SexPest is OK, Blousey.
I promise.
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O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 29 May 2009, 14:23,
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Well he does look lovely on his profile pic.
*retracts claws*
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big-girl's-baubles fixed her cat flap, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:28,
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This is PJM's
just found in an earlier thread:
B3ta: Making "Honda" a verb.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:59,
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great stuff
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Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:01,
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That
is the BEST line of the tune:
"With fingernails that shine like JUSTICE/and a voice that is dark like tinted glass"
:-D
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:03,
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it's a great song
:-)
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Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:05,
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The B3ta newsletter:
The Down's baby you should have genetically engineered when you had the chance.
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Land of Green Ginger God's away on business, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:03,
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"Deporting Nick Griffin back to the primordial soup he crawled from"
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monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:05,
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"Like a special hug from your uncle"
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:06,
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Pah
Gone with another Carslberg subject
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b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:14,
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Probably afraid of the quality shown here.
Bah humbug etc.
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The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:31,
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"Imprisoned for centuries deep beneath Camden
Now loosed upon an unsuspecting mankind"
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The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:18,
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The B3ta Newsletter
- Better than that time you touched a real girl on the boobie and told the internet about it.
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Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:31,
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What is this...
...'real girl' thing that you talk about?
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DrTugnutcracker Is on holiday. Drink! Arse! Feck!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:47,
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I hear that they're just like most people on the internet...
Only with smaller jugs and less sweat.
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Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:58,
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B3ta - Better than a 'spicey affair' with a minor
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Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:39,
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B3ta...
...like the real world but with more mongs.
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DrTugnutcracker Is on holiday. Drink! Arse! Feck!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:43,
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More fun than...
...the pole vault at the Special Olympics.
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DrTugnutcracker Is on holiday. Drink! Arse! Feck!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:46,
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