I'm a habitual nail biter but recently have been able to grow them a millimetre or two longer than they usually are.
I've discovered that it makes it so much easier to pick my nose.


What have you discovered today?
( big-girl's-baubles is tired of fighting the inevitable, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

I have discovered
That you pick your nose!


EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:08, Reply)

DAMN DAMN DAMN
You're far too quick for me, Mr Lemminge
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Ha
There's always a first time.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Nowt wrong with nose picking
So long as it's done in private.

In fact, I'd go as far as to say that except for shooting your load, and dropping a good shite, grubbing out a long crusty green bogey from the deepest recesses of your nostrils is about as satisfying a feeling as you can have.
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Sir
You have made me be a little sick in my mouth!

You utterly dire cad you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I could also add other things to the list
The first pee of the morning after a night of drinking.
Scratching an itch right in the middle of your back where it's almost impossible to reach.
Squeezing a big plook. (That's a pimple for you non-Scots)
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Those
Are OK, so long as you don't squeeze the plook in somebodies face!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Tis half the fun doing it across a crowded underground carriage!

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I have to give you that
It is very funny.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Or "zit" depending on
where ones ethnography is from

Note: k2k6 - been a *looooooooooong* time since I've heard plook - gaun yersel'
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Never heard the term Zit
Till I moved down to London.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:47, Reply)

your post has confirmed
that I dont want any lunch.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Sorry, HLT
But if you don't want it....can I have it? :-)
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

No
it's not Monday.

you don't really want half a sweaty cheese sandwich anyway.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Very true
On both counts.
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I think we could market some of these threads as diatary tools
as I am not sure I will want my lunch now either.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I just want to add for posterity
that I totally agree with this.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Why, only this morning I discovered France!
Only to discover that it had already been discovered.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:11, Reply)

France?
Was it up your nose?
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Or
Was it hiding under your bed, getting ready to frighten you with it's strange ways?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:13, Reply)

No, Dok Minge
That was you.
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I never hide under young lady's beds
That would just be rude.

;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)

it was hiding under the Brie
so I shot it.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Good shot
Now just make sure it's dead, then gut it and make it into beef burgers.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Shouldn't that be
Horse burgers, right?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Or
cheese-eating surrender monkey burgers?

(possibly surrender monkey cheeseburgers)
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I've discovered
that Agnostic Antichrist gets annoyed if you call him at work and announce your name as Ivor Chicken.

He should have got me a KFC!
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I like this
can we have his work number please?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Tempting
but I suspect he'd be even more annoyed with me.

He's gone very quiet now :0)
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

The semen can be stringy as well as liquidy
I did wonder what got stuck in my teeth at first.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I like being mean to my friend.

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)

You should frequent /talk.
They'll welcome you with open arms.
( big-girl's-baubles is tired of fighting the inevitable, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I used to frequent talk.
She is my friend, I'm more nice to her than I am mean. I don't stab her in the back. If I have anything to say I say it to her face.
I'm honest, I just take joy in being honest with her.
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:40, Reply)

I've learnt that you're filth

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Come on now, don't hold back.
Tell us what you really think.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:01, Reply)