Well,
I'm back.
I'm sure I was sorely missed last week.
My week off included getting rats, being in Wales and so much meat I thought I was going to die.
What've you fuckers been up to?

EDIT: Back soon, someone broke into part of work over the weekend, and there's been crime. I need to go solve it.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Solved it yet?
Stuff get nicked?
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)

150 litres
Of prime quality truck-diesel.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

An odd steal
But a pain nonetheless.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Solve it my arse
you're going to hide the evidence.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

I've got an alibi!
I didn't get home 'til midnight last night.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Home late eh?
Due to some kind of detour maybe? Maybe smelling slightly like an old oil drum? maybe you've been doing some burning eh?
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

"Maybe you've been doing some burning, eh?"
Why did I mis-read "burning" as "bumming"? I think I need to get my brain looked at...
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Terrible!
I'll burn you, sunshine.
I'll burn you silly.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

*squeals*

...I didn't say stop...
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

He was probably doing that too
he has been to Wales after all.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Terrible bullying!
*revs Honda*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

*revs Reliant Robin*
*pokes jousting lance out the window*
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Sadly not,
Late due to a combination of the Victoria Line and Tottenham Hale overground being closed.
Was not happy.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Tottenham Hale and the Victoria line being closed
because you bummed them with several huge oil drums?
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Nothing closes down the underground
like a good oil drum bumming.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

I guess you could say he does it to bring a little excitement
to our bumdrum lives...
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Glad you had a good time mr Kaol
:) Good to have you backers.

I've been madly revising and am having a night off. :D
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Rats you say
Are the cute and fluffy, or are the killer rats from hell?

Oil got stolen? Any clues as to the clueless twat?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)