Cancer winner
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5417557/Cancer-sufferer-wins-another-5000-after-bet-to-stay-alive.html
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

But...
He's still got cancer, so he's not really a winner, is he?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Also,
I love how he's not thought about using the money to buy some poor Mexican kid to harvest for shiney new cancer-free organs.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:25, Reply)

But he's making money off his illness
in a non-totally Jade Goody way :)
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:26, Reply)

He could be using it for A CURE though.
Or be buried in a coffin made of money.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:27, Reply)

I would do this
and then send myself to a cancer charity and then when they tried to spend the money my rotting corpse would have spilt corpse juice over most of it.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Or have the money changed into
Pound Coins.
Get 'em melted down and made into some kind of huge golden penis.
And be buried inside it.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

In your case
surely that would be redundant, what with you yourself being an enormous tool?
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Not really,
I just like to make sure these things are clear.
Plus when it gets discovered in 9057 years from now, they'll worship it, and thus me.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:40, Reply)

Make it a condition of leaving the money to a cancer charity
that all the pretty girls who work for it have to pleasure themselves on your massive metal cock coffin.


I'm concerned that comment may have gone too far.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:35, Reply)

Yeah, too far.
Mostly because the money would BE the cock.
So... No money.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

Good Milton Keynes based news there
More of this sort of thing.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:47, Reply)