Holy Shit
My class were absolute fuckers today.
The day ended with one getting another in a headlock on the floor FFS.

So, how were your days?
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:19, Reply)

how did you resolve that one?
or did you just leave them to it and lock the door?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:24, Reply)

Afraid to say
I had a great day, actually - for the first time in ages.

Wrote a model on Friday which I didn't know if would work outside of the experimental environment. Ran it out today and, after a few stumbles, it was able to pick up new data and produce a verifiable and predictable output.

Yay!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Pulled them apart
it was as they were getting ready to go home, so I just sent them home.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)

You could teach the class coutners to headlocks
If the headlocker and headlockee are facing the same way and the headlock involves a hand going under the chin, the headlockee should anticipate when the headlck is going on, and when it's about to go on, they should grab the headlocking arm with both arms, and throw the headlocker over the side of theirr body. If it's too late, doing things like kicking the back of their knee or pinching their inner thigh will loosen their grip and then they can be thrown.

If they're facing opposite ways and the headlock involves the head going under the armpit, the headlockee should attempt to reach round the back of the headlocker's neck, grabbing them and falling over backwards. Hopefully, the headlocker should be thrown onto the ground and with luck, the headlockee will end up sitting on top of them.

Other types of headlock can be countered by stamping on the headlocker's feet or elbowing them in the stomach and then throwing them once they've loosened their grip.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

I've had to endure
people asking what happened to my face all day.

Cue dramatic music and montage...

"My name is Davros' Granddad. I had an accident and woke up on the pavement. Am I mad, in a coma, or merely pissed? Whatever it is, I feel like I've busted me nose. Now, if I can work out where I am, maybe I can get to a hospital".
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Do we get photos of your newest nostril?

( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Possibly
if I can get the pooter to stop cocking around.
( Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Can't wait for the American remake of this
Cue gravelly voice over:

Davros' Grandad was on the verge of cracking the biggest face of his life..
(GarbageFan didn't know what to have as a board sig on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:11, Reply)

I slammed a door
Someone apologised.

It was THAT good.
( Noely Noel is approximately 1.073 billion seconds old, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:05, Reply)

4 classes today
first years (about 12 years old) 3 classes (same lesson 3 times) no problems, good fun. Fourth years (15 - 16 years old) not quite so well, 2 of the boys were talking in class.

I love teaching in this country!
(knackerz is skinning up, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:42, Reply)