Inspired by a post lower down, another daft question
Why has no one worked out how to genetically modify spunk so it tastes of chocolate? Well actualy she prefers butterscotch to chocolate, but you get the idea.
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Mmmm, spunk.
I mean chocolate!
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Because scientists rarely get blowjobs
And those that do, get turned on by the 'bad taste in the mouth' grimace.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

My girlfriend
isn't that fond of chocolate.

She prefers savoury flavours. So I'm quite all right!
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

You've got a good one there!
Hold on to 'er ;)
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

So maybe we should be considering savory flavours
such as tortilla, or bacon.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

For the real life bacon explosion

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Maybe you could fashion a small pipe traveling along the shaft
to a bulb of butterscotch flavouring concealed between your arse cheeks?

Simply squeeze together at that vital moment to add a shot, sodastream style, to your filthy man fat?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

But if you eat pineapple or strawberries
the taste is a lot better.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Strawberries
are a natural aphrodisiac and tooth whitener.

I didn't know this though!
( Lampito asleep in the poppies, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)