Just thinking of you all beavering away at work brings a little smile to my face
I'm out on my balcony in very small shorts and a vest top, drinking beer, eating a chip butty and watching S4 of Prison Break. Life is good.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:10, Reply)

How Kaoltarded is this post!
Have you not noticed how much we've posted on here today? You should be the one feeling silly, we're getting paid to surf the web.

Although I'm not allowed to wear tiny shorts.

Although, since I work alone, who would know?
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:13, Reply)

We would know
You'd tell us.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

You wouldn't want it
any other way.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Not enough, I need more, nothing seems to satisfy
I don't want it, I just need it
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Pictures!
oh, never mind
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I would say, poidh
But you'll only get this thread deleted too :-p
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

*shrugs*
I'm getting paid to write shit on the internet and drink coffee.

I might even go crazy and get paid to eat peanuts in a little while.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Ahh but I have beer paid for out of your taxes
Cheers
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Taxes?
Oh well.
At least I don't have to worry about getting a UK visa.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I don't mind my taxes paying for stuff like beer
especially when it's for lovely people like becky.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

ahem
lovely horrible
people things
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Aww thank you Al

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I kinda agree.
As dole-folk go, she's not bad.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

She's got skills

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

What, like waitressing?

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

One of 'em.
Pure transferable, that is.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

S'like bar work.
Not just anyone can pull a pint, or plonk a plate of spag bol on a table, you know.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

HARD FACT.
Right there.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

WE DON'T NEED DOCTORS OR ANY QUALIFIED PEOPLE
WHAT WE NEED IS PEOPLE TO WORK IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRIES.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I AGREE
have you seen some of the retards in our shops?
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

especially people who have qualifications
in bar tending, because that's not one of the easiest jobs there is.
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

It took me over
3 hours to learn how to pull a pint. It only took me half an hour to learn how to rip off the dickhead customers though.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

had you never been in a pub before?
I already knew how to pour a pint, and this was in an inbred, backwater village, Devon pub. They are pretty particular about their pints.

with their stupid glasses with handles.

A punter once came in and asked if we had non-alcoholic beer, I checked and found bottles, but not in the fridge. He said he preferred it warm....

he got buried under the patio.
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

It didn't really take me that long

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

honest

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I'm not some massive Kaoltard

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I don't believe you
you are some kind of massive Kaoltard
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

It's all true
I'm such a kaoltard.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

That's not a skill
I did that for 18 months.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

And I bet you looked very pretty in your pinny

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

I once fell over a dog
and another time a tray fell off a chair and knocked me over so I hit my head on a table.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Did you get the visa though?

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

No
they wouldn't let me stay. So I came home and earned money here instead.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Exactly.
Hmmm...

*listens intently*

Is that the sound of a distant Accord, revving slowly?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

I can hear something
going up and down the road outside my office.

I can see someone practising mad kung fu skillz too.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Listen carefully.
Put. The. Skag. Down.

Or you're in a world of trouble.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Fuck off hoogie

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

No, you fuck off,
Or you'll feel the terrible Justice Combo of metal and fist.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

The ultimate one two knockout.

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

If you keep peddling these memes from out of nowhere
you'll sound like Piston.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Shut up
No-one else in the whole world is that boring.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Except maybe Nigel Mansell.

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Or kaol

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

*yawns at the thought*

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I dunno
there's a guy in my office....
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

He's being a bully though!
It's VALID.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

KAOLTARD!

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

You know it, baby.
/mongfetish
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

It's hard work
Being this awesome.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:58, Reply)

So you were the cabaret?

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Pictures, as it did happen
Clicky, no nudity, but not pretty
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Bloody hell
I think I've had her.

YM, isn't it?
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Removed the pic in case anyone bitches
It's now at the link
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

I've got Vodka paid for
by hard work...

(Well, not right at this second, obviously. Right now I'm earning the vodka)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Hehe, you said 'beaver'.

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

on purpose of course

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Hurrah
My bravissimo underwear catalogue just arrived.

Pervs
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Ooooo
that means my mrs' will have arrived too.

And she's away this weekend.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Haha
why use up precious bandwith when you have a hard copy at home for free?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

"hard copy"
hehe
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

And look!
It falls open at the correct page!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

It does the first time
after that the pages end up stuck together.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Careful now.
You might attract the attention of the /talk Fatties and Uglies Club, who will no doubt call you names!
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

You should post more pictures of beans

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Actually this is odd
this is a regular /talker joining in on an unrelated thread rather than starting a new trolling thread.

What's going on?
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

It's a slow day on /talk

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

It was all go this morning
I got quite giddy at the speed at which baldmonkey posted shit.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

They're missing Wormulus

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Did he flounce
After being banned?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Not sure
He posted something last night, but I don't know what
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I miss him too
Especially considering what day it is.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Go on,
Do it!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Is done

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Yes it is.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:59, Reply)

It's my day
WOOOP WOOOOP
(cocktuesday WOOP WOOP, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Hi Becky!

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)

You know all the comedy accounts.
Do you know mine?
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Is it beckyjsbx?

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)

There should totally be a "BeckyJizzBox" account.

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Some people think this is it
besides, I'm not well enough to have a comedy account made
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Yeah.
I'm glad you retired it though, Bert was never funny from the start.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I know
he was a bit shit wasn't he.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Yeah got old fast.
Kinda like Tom Hanks in that stupid film.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Hey, I am no troll!

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:02, Reply)

again?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I just had a wank while looking at your profile picture.
I'm not even kidding.
(Sadness Tinged with Arousal Shit, or get off the Internet., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Well done
I'm sure you liked the cock on there
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I'm glad they have their own club
Their kind usually find it so hard to make friends.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Its the reason
you're so lonely.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

I know
Being rejected from the Uglies and Fatties club just adds to the hurt.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)