I've been doing some calculations
about how quickly a reservoir will empty if it were full and had a dam breach.

This particular reservoir is approximately 65000 metres cubed in volume and by my calculations it would empty in 12 minutes.

My advice to you: if you live downstream of a dam, move.
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

That's rubbish
I could do it quicker than that.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)

are you so fat that if you did a running bomb into it
the water would all fly over the edge?
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Well
i'm on the internet a lot, so what do you think?
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Those calculations
describe Al's bladder perfectly.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)