Thread for Clendrix
What would you like to talk about?

Beer
Men
Films
fluffy cats and kittums
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Aw, the Kittums
BUT MY WORLD IS BLACK
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

And yet,
BACON EXPLOSION EAGERNESS makes things better. :)
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

What's wrong with your world?
Did you surface too quickly?
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Yeah, from the bottom of the mariana trench to the surface on the wings of an angry Skate...
I'm so great I shat myself but I got a HEROES RECEPTION and then I DONE IT ON A LADY.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

In 28 seconds
wow, my hero
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)

We really must stop meeting like this.
I can't hang about all night though, I have to walk around the world on my hands while I play the banjo with my wanger.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

twing twang twing
twaddle twing twang twong twing.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)

a-walla-walla-bing-bang
ting tang walla walla bing bang!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

I have THE nicest picture in my head now. Thanks everso.

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

I'll give you that one for free.
Sadly, I'll need 50p every time you use it as 'assistance'.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Bugger, well that's £2 I owe you so far then
Make that £4.50 now
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

I'd like to talk about
men drinking beer and watching films while they stroke their fluffy cats.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

I've been expecting you, mister thegeordie.

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Do you expect me to talk Devil in Tights?

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

No, I expect you to
BE A HERO.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

Fine!
Once I've finished saving the lives of SOLDIERS and GETTING SHOT AT IN THE BUFF. I will be a hero.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

Top hole
See Q, he'll give you some amazing gadgetry. The latest is a Jaffa Cake that is also a car and Semtex.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Mmm...Jaffa cake car
would be very awesome
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)

It would be more awesome then my cock up your arse.

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)

And how!

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

As would so many things

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Many things indeed
expect having your cock up my arse.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Becky's cock is lovely and smooth, though.
Built for stealth.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)

My ninja cock is very awesome
it's a thick tumescent shaft of rage when it comes near your arse though.

Or in it.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

How many times?
I'm not that kind of girl.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

It doesn't like yours, not hairy enough
it likes Al's sweaty butt crack
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

My smooth peach of a behind is not the topic of discussion here.
Not my pert, round, firm buttock. We're talking about your throbbing purple ram rod.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

It's not purple, it's magenta
only when crazed though.

Edit: £26.75
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

Would you like an invoice, or will I just leave it on a rolling tally for now?

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Probably best leave it as a rollying tab
easiest way
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)

I'm so terribly sorry I'm late.
I've been feeling sorry for myself elsewhere, but I have now
MANNED THE FUCK UP!
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

Dear god woman
I start a thread for you and you don't even notice until Al and DiT defile it. Typical
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

I'M A PIECE OF SHIT

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

ce shitthrusting womanhood
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

*thrusts accordingly*

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

My, that is *keen*

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

Nah, your name isn't Ed.

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

BA-ZING!

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

pew pew pew
zap zoom, wins
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

I felt you earlier on.
There was a very manly presence, that's for sure.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

*strides around*
*scratches balls*
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Now you're back,
Shall I relinquish control of the remote then dear?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

IT'S ONLY BLOODY ANCRENNE!
Don't read what happened up there. Except the bit about me playing the banjo.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

TOO LATE
I read it all and revelled in the fact that while I might be all pure and clean living, I have FILTHY friends what I can vicariously live my inner filth thru.

WIN
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

King Tightly, Lord of the Filth

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Queen Clendrix, lady of smut
Nings A
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

He loves a bit of filth

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

Grand Vizier Al
Lord High Priest of Grot
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Master of the kaoltards.

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

You master them. Master them good.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

I love it when you get masterful.
*tumesces*
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

They just needs a good firm hand
and the occasional buggering.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Oh, don't we all.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Er, ancrenne sweetie...
as your responsible mother I must step in to point out you ended a sentence with a badly spelled preposition. See me about this on 13th June please. With a red pen.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:22, Reply)

You know you've been on B3ta too long when
you see filth in innocent situations.

For example, I challenge anyone to watch that new Walkers Crisps advert with Cat Deeley in and not think of bukkake.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

I saw her in that dress
and thought. Would.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

I saw her
and thought Would. Then I saw that massive jug eared gurning twat behind her and was moved to murderous thoughts.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

Be serious
You think of bukkake every time you think of Walkers crisps
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

That may be true.
I do quite like crisps.

LOL I LIKE CRISPS ON THE INTERNET!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

FATTY FATTY PIE MAN FATTY PIE FATTY FAT PIE FAT

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Pie?
Where?
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

*youtubes*
*wants bukkake crisps*
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

Just don't eat the 'Ready Salted' around Als.

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

what about
cheese and onion?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)

That's fine
it's the "smeg and arsesweat" you want to be careful of.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

I'm rather partial to toejam and clagnut flavour.
Sadly, they don't come in a bag.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

no
they come in a little rolled up ball from under the sofa. No packaging required.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

This is why I love you.
A source of great snacks and marketing ideas.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

I'll write to Walkers.
They were looking for new ideas...
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

"Derr Mister Wlkerz
Me and my m8s on the INTERNETS has an idear 4 a crispy flava, Wldnt towjam and clagnut be a gd idear? Gary Lenekar cd be the face of them nd ppl wd by them.

Yrs sincir sinsere innit,

THE INTERNET."
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

DO IT!
I fucking dare you...
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)

I double dare you

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:34, Reply)

I super triple dare you.

( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Maybe I will, Clenders...
Maybe I will.

This time next year, we'll all be munching on my clagnuts.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG
*cries*
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Me either, I demand spicy clagnuts now

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Well, I've not had a shower yet, and it's been quite hot today...
If you come over, I'm sure we can organise something! ;)
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)

I'm not going to East London
it smells worse than you do
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

But you're *from* here
And I smell lovely, thank you.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Bullshit, I'll freely admit I was raised in Essex
if it's a toss up between there and East London
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Well, I was raised in Essex too, innit.
Essex Massive! :)
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:47, Reply)

Hahaha, you and Kaol and I can be the Essex Massiiiiiive

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

You lot are utter filth
and I wouldn't have you any other way.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

HAHA, you said 'have'.
That sounds a bit rude.

I rather like you lot as well!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Have us any way you like :)

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Sweet dreams everyone
I'm shutting down the computer and reading my new book.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Heh
Night matey, enjoy Cum Drizzling Slut Wanks 9.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)

Night cockface

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)

WARNING - INTERNET FLUFFERY ALERT
In a rare display of internet affection, I would like to thank you all for cheering me up because I was most blue and now I am restored to my usual self.

FLUFFERY TIME IS NOW OVER
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Alright, gay.
;)
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

PUFF

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)

GHEY
Although in truth, today could have been a lot worse for me, but you lot have helped cheer me up.

That and watching Wentworth Miller in Prison break is always a good thing
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)

I am going to read my book.
I will see you tomorrow for
a) more fun and frolics
b) the continuation of the Longest Facebook Thread Ever
c) no fluffery
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Goodnight! Farewell!
Enjoy your book! :)
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Agrees, no fluff
Enjoy Donkey cocks - Hugh Jackman in his own words
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

AHAHA!
*goes to Amazon immediately*
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)

So just you and me eh Tightly
Leers
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Finally.
*puts hand on thigh*
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)

O.
Looks like it's just me then.

*fondles*
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)

Sorry, I was distracted by Wentworth
he just took his top off. I hope you understand

Puts hand in lap
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Licks face

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)

Blimey!
Er, er, er... *goes for some serious over-the-jumper-action*

I'm afraid I don't understand...
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)

Neither do I
I was never very good with this whole cyber lark. Oh you mean Wentworth, google him, so worthwhile

Much better in person, nudge nudge, wink wink.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Hehe
I kind of meant about Wentworth, but I'm told he is in Prison Break. And apparently quite the hottie.

Still, I see that when I look in the mirror every day. Yeah, OK then. :(

Cyber? I never have, I'm afraid. I'd feel like a fool.

Right. Oft to bed I think. It has been most excellent passing the time with you chaps! :)
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Ha, try text cybering, it's even worse as you're bound to get more spelling mistakes
I'm going to watch family guy and then the last two episodes of Prison break.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Sounds ace!
Night hun! :)
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)