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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!In the blue corner, weighing in at 450lbs, we have Mongo the Gorilla.
Aaaaaaannnnnd in the red corner, weighing in at 500lbs, Mr. Fluffy the Black Bear.
Which two animals would you like to see fight each other for your own sick amusement, and what would you expect the outcome to be?
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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your mumand a boa constrictor
with sexy results
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:18,
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Hazel Blears and Jacqui Smithand the loser would have to go back to work.
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althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:21,
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The Light In Chains won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus!I would like to see a classic sperm whale vs giant squid match-up, I believe those can go either way.
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Same situationI think she knew very well what she was doing. She had a taste for flesh. Devoured her tikka-covered cousin in a flash when we flung it at her to save ourselves.
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Hehe they know what they're doing!When I lived in a dodgy market town next to a river we used to throw chips and battered sausage to the ducks, they loved it and they were scary BIG, they used to attack cats that got too close to the chip shop!! :S
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We probably...all should be afraid, its only a matter of time before they go for full-scale world domination. The ground troops will be leading the attack, riding dogs and holding (somehow?) pointy sticks!
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the coolest animal fight I ever sawwas a Kalahari Honey Badger against a Rattlesnake.
The badger took the snakebite but managed to deliver a death blow before he passed out.
Then 20 minutes later, the badger came out of his coma and scoffed the Rattler.
Best bit of nature telly ever that was.
rafter
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Was it in captivity?Because Rattlesnakes and Honey Badgers live on different continents.
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hm, p'raps it was a different type of snake.It had a lethal sting which rendered the Honey Badger comatose for some time.
It was definitely in the wild, and with night vision.
I'm thinking of writing to Don King to ask if he has any plans to promote fights in night vision as it looks pretty cool.
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*Whispers*Google Japanese Bug Fights for some extremely unsettling ronseal-esque giant bugs fighting.
I'd like to see a Polar Bear against a Tiger. 2 giant lean fighting machines although I'd imagine the Tiger would win, as any good b3tan very well knows that Cats are unpredictable and fucking mental.
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yeah id say the Tiger would do some damagebut the Bear would smash his skull in or crush its ribcage and all its' vital organs with one judicious blow.
God the thought of such beautiful violence is giving me a semi.
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this sounds accurate to meespecially the part about the semi
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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Best I've witnessedBullet Ant vs Scorpion vs Bad-ass Centipede.
These creatures were placed in a large bowl together purely for entertainment purposes.
Conclusion:
Bullet Ants should not be fucked with, the centipede got taken out early on.
The scorpion didn't want any of it, the stinger was largely ineffective due to the bullet ant clamping down on it with its awesome pincer teeth and with no doubt a large dose of formic acid for good measure.
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I had to go look up Bullet Antand found this -
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satere-Mawe
Fucking mentalists!
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